shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

You're welcome!
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Just think about how empty your life would be without a friend like me.
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If u gotta do top porn hits dont 4 get Urotsukidōji Legend of the Overfiend.

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You okay?

 

Inyouchuu or get out, bro. Old shit is LAME shit and EVERYONE knows about that already! Gotta bring in the fresh trash.
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fuk u most people haven't seen that and it's CLASSIC!!!!!

also gyo, not tech porn but huehuehue

 

Isn't that about farting sharks?

 

Of course. I merely find it prudent to make my wishes known, rather than expect strangers to read my mind for them. Mnemosurgery has many more useful applications.

 

GASHUNK

 

Are you sexually attracted to farting marine life?

 

no but I love watchin people freak out abt it.

 

Fair?

 

is funny.

 

Terrible, being deprived of weird porn all my life, whatever would I do?
-there is now a slightly threadbare couhc here for Sitara to flop on

 

Ford nods. "I understand submission very well," he says with a slight blush, "but I only want to submit to her." He hugs Valiska a little tighter. "And she's still sapient, even when she's in season--and she'd eviscerate anyone other than me or Sev who tried to get too close to her during her time. It's not that I don't understand the desires, it's that I can't separate the desires from the person. I don't even want the same things with different people. I have two partners, but they don't bring out exactly the same feelings and drives, because they're different, with different needs and desires of their own."

 

Lissa giggles. "Hmm...an excuse for you to talk dirty to me and a bunch of our closest friends. What do you think I'm gonna say, Wrench?"

"You don't have to come? I mean, you don't need to be in attendance, of course." She giggles again. "We can bubble ourselves. I'm sure my Stanford will join us."

 

Ford chuckles. Truth be told, he doesn't find porn very interesting, either, and for much the same reasons as his counterpart--he likes sex because of the people, and the energy, and all the other things that you can't quite capture on film, particularly with people who are doing it because it's a job. Not that he'd ever admit it.

"Only if I'm allowed to give it the Mystery Robot Theatre 69000 treatment," he says, but he's grinning.

 

[Afterglow nods.] Quite. It's... Well. The actual fiction itself doesn't really appeal to me, but I understand people well enough even if I don't have the training or vocabulary to explain properly. Is "some people are just wired differently" rude to say here?

Given the nature of the other conversations I'm taking part in, I thought it best to make a boundary clear before someone assumed I was equally comfortable taking part in the... viewing party.

 

Something awful, probably, without the SAGE ADVICE of my worst porn parodies to guide you.
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I'm hoping for a 'yes' but 'maybe' is also in the realm of positive expression here.
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That's the whole point! It's not a party if everyone isn't yelling and throwing things at the screen!
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I might use real lube, imagine!

 

"We're in, then," says Ford, and walks over to put his arm around Lissa and Wrench (she's small enough that they both fit, and he figures if Wrench is cuddling his wife, whom they've tag-teamed to her great delight, he's allowed). He assumes Marcus will also be present, given his suspicious nature, but maybe what he and Wrench and Marcus need is to laugh their asses off together and not talk about feelings.