shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Why not both? You could be plea5ant in a doubly unplea5ant manner! Why kill 5omeone with kindne55 when you can u5e kindne55 to make 5omeone wi5h they were dead in the fir5t place!

 

AND THEN I COULD GET HALF OF THEM KILLED, THIS IS A GREAT PLAN, I'M READY TO COOPERATE WHEN YOU ARE

 

Thats just bring passive aggresive and doesnt actually count as being nice Im pretty phucking sure.

 

What this dude said, like listen I'm wearing this red badge here that means I'm not the underhanded backstabbing kind of aft. I'm quite open about my homicidal urges. See the heroic way to deal with hating everyone is make sure that they all know it so they can be prepared. None of this two-faced jetfuel.

 

You told me all my friends were part of a decepticon conspiracy to subvert the ship.

 

Same, dude. Same.

I'm pretty sure that I've told everyone on my team that I've wanted to kill them at least once. And then... sacrificed my life for them...

... so, uh, I guess I've been sending mixed messages...

 

*a question mark floats above the turbofox's visor*

 

Triage is pretty sketchy you gotta admit. He doesn't even like me!!! 8<

 

Triage is a darling who makes Stentato feel special and if you say anything bad about him I'll punch you.

 

... it's complicated, okay! It's just... complicated.

 

Does "I'm sad the big pretty jet doesn't wanna rail me" count as bad?

 

Traige like you fine, yer just upset someone Doesn´t want ta jump inta berth with ya right away.

 

No, that's fine. Sorry.

 

*It's a check mark now followed by his two digital 'eyes' turning to a wink. Yeah, complicated.*

Same, dude. Same. *His words are played back at him, through the speaker in the fox's chest.*

 

You are insatiable. And impossible [Clearly fond though, his wings are quivering with amusement]

[Also hey, new beastformer? His wings perk up a bit with interest]

 

... I'm not sure what exactly you're trying to suggest here. That I hate them? That I don't hate them? That I'm gay for every single one of their asses? (That's a lot of asses, dude.) That I'm insufficiently... consistent? Really bad at feeling homicidal?

I don't get it, man.

 

Because it's true.

You're pretty bad at like everythign do you know that?

Primus, someone doesn't want to kiss Venture's pretty aft for once, alert Security immediately, a greater crime has never been committed.

 

... uh, yeah. That's not new info, man. Keep up with the times.

 

*Winky face*

don't hate them and gay

*Somehow with only a basic display and a fox-face he looks smug.*

 

Yes. Yes I am. [He's still pouting.]

We're chill!

Aaand unforgettable! ;D

No such thing as too many asses. Reach for the sky dude. Or the asses as the case may be.

I know it's a tragedy :c