shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I was treating you like a pet the whole time! =[[ But you're not a pet you're a person!! And that was terrible of me and I'm sorry!

 

Well. I guess it's not a weirder name than Church.

I said "metaphorically." And "in the least sexy way possible," dammit. I'm not planning on actually getting decapitated (though with my luck...), I just wanna either die or hide in a hole.

 

................

that implies that I wasn't totally okay with that in the first place

*Face mask is now blank, this is him hiding his emotions. He's totally good at it, watch him go.*

 

Aren't churches something to do with human religion???

 

-if Jetski actually had eyelids he would be blinking, as it was his optics are flickering slightly with bemusement-
...You were okay with being treated like a pet?

 

Yeah. And that's exactly why it's weird.

I mean, I prefer being called by it to being called Leonard, but... it's still weird, you know...

 

...but you're not?? It's not like you've got blackmail on me or nothing. I mean I guess you could probably frag me up pretty bad if you wanted to but it's not like actual fragging'll do that.

[Venture summons a hole about twice Church's side. He would gesture to it, but his arms are still full of cat.] ????

 

Leonard sounds like a nice name! I'm Jetski!

 

I will be remembering that the next time I comm across suspiciously familiar descriptions of jets in some texts. [He smiles but it fades quickly when Ventures flinches and he gently puts an arm around him. Scanner no indeed]

Yeah I could just get stuck in there, provided you'd even find a vent large enough to wedge my shoulders into for some reason

 

Yeah... maybe......

*Face still blank, oh look at him try. Is that a little bit of color rising up his visor, it sure is.*

*Quiet.exe has failed, try again later*

 

... uh, thanks. I was being kinda metaphorical there too but thanks.

Mostly I'm just wishing I never got into the situation with the porn, honestly. I mean, I know you're okay with it, but... that hasn't quite registered with me yet. Not emotionally, where it counts, you know...

Yeah, it is a nice name. But Church, even though it's weird, is more me.

I'm not the only one getting publicly humiliated today. Thank fucking God. Thank fucking God.

 

[Whelp then not. Best to leave that convo to Jetski for sure, seems private.]

 

I was explaining the purpose of the rule. The facts behind my adherence to the rule does not make its purpose any less. There are many other medics who would enjoy that kind of power over someone.

 

But flirting doesn't need to be involved for a medic to decide to chainsaw you in half???

 

That is very true. It might be involved in denying a shipful of recruits medical care prior to sending them off on another suicide mission, however.

 

-Jetski, who is faaaar less ignorant about the ways of the world these days, has a continuing moment of bemusement before something clicks-
Oh! Oooohhhhh.

You should always have the name that feels like you! -said with enormous fervency-

 

*Nods a little, nods a lot.* Yeah, so... No apologies needed. Sorry for... disappearin'.

 

Yeah. *his tone is soft, agreeing, not fighty for once*

 

It's okay! I was just worried about you! I'm so glad you're safe, I missed you!

 

*Slowly he once more has a face on that visor, he's totally not flustered. You're flustered, not him.* Yeah! I'm sure uh... I'll show up in the not this weird place... Frag, this place is weird.