shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Just so, though I am not a fan of--

--glitter. In engex. This happens?

 

I know, it still a pity [But hey he's gonna attempt a fix. Because Eclipse is attractive and likes plants and is so good to talk to that the thought alone gets his wings to perk a little]

You should talk to Captain Nichrome she can make that happen in really interesting ways.

 

Have you never had a glittery drink sweet Adaptus we gotta fix this
[Excite!!!! Birb!!!! So excite he almost leaves the cuddlepile, oops-- gotta have room to flutter tho. Gotta.] What's your usual poison of choice I can whip ya up something real good we're in dreamspace anyway!!

 

-snorts-

Sure does! You never had a micaritta before?

 

I have apparently been missing out on this experience. I prefer my engex sweet, so something... sweet. There are multiple ways to apply the glitter?

 

Could you perhaps get one for me, too? [He doesn't feel quite there enough to trust himself to summon anything edible and then actually eat it. In his current state, chances are good that he would summon himself a bomb by accident or something like that. Also cuddlepile is good and helpful]

 

Yeah!!!! There are a couple different options and all of 'em are edible-- mica's good just 'cause it's basically weird silicon that doesn't affect flavor too much but you can do flakes in just about any reflective material!! Sweet sweet sweet let's see-- here!

[Venture summons an relatively tame, almost plain-energon-colored glittery drink and hands it over.][/url]

Yeah sure man I gotcha!! [And another fuchsia drink for Ups!]

 

Sure! Mica, gold, silver. I´ve seen one with crystal energon chips.

 

I see. [He very carefully takes the Glitter Drink and retracts his face mask, sipping at it carefully. It's better than he expected.]

Very good, thank you.

Are there drinks with candy in them?

 

Frag yeah there are!! :D

 

Probably, but that´s a processor ache in a cube.
-pounces off the Venture shoulder onto Triages-

 

[He doesn't wobble at all, but he does lift his cube in invitation for Sawbones to try, a curly straw manifesting for her to drink from.]

Would it be possible to try one of those as well?

 

Thank you [he moved enough to sip properly without getting energon onto himself or anyone else. It's tasty and ok maybe drinking after the sort of upset is not the smart thing to do but it seems to help a little so he's gonna keep with it.]

 

She sip and purrs in his audial-

Where´s Nichrome when ya need her?

 

[Venture appearifies and hands over another drink. This one's got gummies in.]

 

I don't know, the last time I saw her she was asleep on my lap as part of another cuddlepile in here. [Good times, good times]

 

*sits down and pats her dress* My, there are some weird words you people have.

 

Hey, everyone goes through those feelings all the time. I often think that of Blue when they do something.

 

"Nah," says Ford. "Most people have at least one person in their lives they feel like that about, and if you think about it, that's actually a compliment, unless the reason they don't want to rail you is that you're being an obnoxious stalker."

Did Wrench...wake up? He's pretty sure that Wrench was there a few minutes ago. Nobody else here that size has that many spikes on them. He can take being disappointed himself, but he doesn't like it when Lissa is. Then again, given the way this place works, he might just be distracted. "Guess we're going to have the bad porn marathon later?"

 

"Okay well no," says Lissa, "but don't be so hard on yourself. You were a kitling then. Barely old enough to be an apprentice, in the world that I came from. In the world that I live in now, you weren't old enough to drive a car, drink a beer or watch porn when that whole thing started. And I feel like you and Dave keep forgetting that?"

Lissa gives him a dirty look. "Since coming to Earth, I have begun to hate the word 'catgirl' as much as our sisters on ai-Talas and Sireni hate the word 'puss'." Technically, I fit the definition, but men who use it almost never think of me as an actual person."

Lissa raises an eyebrow. "Are you actually talking about me, my husband, and Wrench? I thought you meant bad Federazi porn involving multiple Talassani women licking each other, or something from Japan with a giant red H in the title! Listen up, boy." She suddenly seems about a foot taller, through a trick of her hair follicles, her ears laid back against her scalp. "If you ever want to get with me like that, you're going to have to grovel really prettily. And not just to me, to them too."