shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Updraft blinkt at her, a little confused but...] that is very sweet of you, thank you. I really do appreciate it, it is nice to know that people revognize how bad it was.
[He leans down to very gently offer his Hand to her in a very large Pat]

 

who knows, dude
could be the whole 'same face' thing, but even then it's supposed to be rude as shit if you mix up identical twins
pencil this one in as a mystery for the ages, boys

 

Lissa takes his hand (insofar as she can) and smiles at him. "I'm glad it helps."

 

"Well," Valiska says quietly, "we might have the same face, but...by the time you get close enough to have noticed our faces, I'd think you'd have noticed all the other differences." She shrugs.

 

you don't say!
[dave looks down at himself and feigns shock when he 'notices' he's in a lavender sweater vest and not a record shirt]
like i said
it's a fucking mystery
but i don't exactly hang out here all that much, so who knows, maybe the answer lies somewhere within the ether and i just haven't puzzled this one out
maybe wannabe hipster dave knows

 

i have never once wanted to start shit with another dave
but goddamn you are like the worst parts of rose and the worst parts of me mushed together in some tie dyed new age mindfuck
i can hear karkats smug ass now but its still not even in the same league as your smuggery gland
im not a wannabe hipster i have culturally appropriated that identity and made it my own aesthetic
and thats a lot coming from your dual wielding goth prep hybrid ass

 

[UNKIND SNICKERING BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE HAS A SMUG POSITIVE THINKING AU VERSION OF THEMSELVES]

 

[and here comes the middle finger!]

 

[two can play that game!!! Scanner raises two middle fingers in reply. He doesn't know what it means precisely but he is fairly sure it's alien for rude and thus a valuable skill to acquire.]

 

Spoiler: he's helping

 

[davelal makes his fingers into a V shape and sticks his tongue out between them]

 

"Where'd you go?" Ford's laughing, it's probably better that he missed seeing Lissa set off and all that, but....

 

Oh, we had an emergency at the Hackerspace. Something caught fire?
#_#
@_@

It's all good NOW but Josh was wigging the fuck out for a bit and it maaaaaay have been my fault, a little, SO.
>_>

 

... I'm not really sure what I thought. You just felt... familiar. *laughs ruefully* In more than one way.

 

it was completely your fault.

 

Only a LITTLE BIT. A teensy amount! Practically not my fault at all.
=_=

 

... there was fire, the source was electronics you'd fallen asleep working on. It was completely your fault, that's the definition.

 

Itty bitty ickl bitty bit amount my fault.
._.
>_>

 

I'm going to tell Marcus, and maybe Sitara.

 

What!!
!_!

Aw, c'mon, Sitara will take away my welding gun if you do that!
;_;