shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"Hi," Lissa says to him, holding out her hand if he wants to take it. "Don't worry. I'm pretty sure they'll protect us."

 

Σ░(꒪◊꒪ ))))

How'd you get those cat ears to look so real???
( ゜Д゜；)！？

Yeah!! Obviously!!!
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It's like running into myself from junior high. *Takes the hand because he needs some emotional support through these trying times*

 

I have LITERALLY never been more revolted in my LIFE.
=_=

I AM NOT OPPOSED TO SOME MURDER.
`_´

I WILL kill you do not fucking test me.
`_´

 

[Oh sweet mother gaia they're multiplying... He raises a finger and starts rummaging around for a bottle of his fine peach wine. Then he pulls the cork with his bare hands and starts drinkign straight from the bottle.]

[Shruuuuug? He has no idea. He just ends up here sometimes. Usually when he overworks himself.]

 

Awesome!

... Hey Wrench, goth-you is acting like a try hard.

 

Are you into nekomimis too?
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You have to be less hard on yourself!! Middle school Marcus was probably HELLA COOL and he doesn't need you beating up on him!
(*｀へ´*) 彡3

I know, what a FUCKING poser!
乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ

 

-glares at the weeb twins for taking away from her EPIC ACCOMPLISHMENT-

-she does go and join the wall in front of Marcus and Lissa, because those two offend ALL of her super-senses. Speaking of which, her bionic hands got an upgrade! They're sleek and shiny and smooth, lines visible where the parts meet but they're fused neatly with no gutters for things to gunk up in. The eye was damn good quality to start with, and hasn't been replaced-

 

-stares- What the fuck? Marcus what the fuck?

 

You know what?
`_´

I think even Evil Marcus is better than you. At least Evil Marcus has FASHION TASTE.
>_<

Oh, dude, sick hands!
!_!
^_^

 

Your mask is horrifying done up like that, dude. Minimalism is key, not everyone has to know that you jack it to Japanese culture every night.

I DON'T KNOW! I mean we all knew I was a damn weeb but I did not deserve this, man.

 

"They are real," Valiska says, standing up. "She's my sister. Don't even think about touching me."

 

[Whisper is just going to... gently pet the cow. Yes. She is very soft and makes more sense than Yet Another human culture. Subculture? Who even knows.]

 

Ford nods sagely at Wrench and stands there looking as badass as he possibly can. Despite the fact that his outfit would not be out of place in an Austin Powers movie. At least he left the fur cape at home.

 

[Snickering. There's a few more bumperstickers on his face. all of them are horrifying amounts of pastel and most say things in japanese]

 

Oh! Hi Sit! So, there's not a weird goth you too?

Who's 'Evil Marcus'? How would you even tell? I have a goatee and so does that Marcus *Points to the OG Marcus*

Oh wow that's awesome! Why would I touch you though, at least without asking? Cause, like, that's shitty.

Oh hey I have those stickers! They're on my Vespa!

 

-thumbs up!- I had more basic ones before but these are muuuuch better! The ship we got them from had arms too but I didn't trust Sir with lopping my arms off so I traded out instead.

 

"Those are very nice," Valiska agrees. They look a lot like Sev's arm, at least at first glance. "Haptic response good?"

 

Unfortunately, the man has a point.

 

[Hanako, good sweet pure Hanako, rubs her face on the large metal fingers because they are very affectionate and she is a loving creature with big beautiful eyes and the softest gently moo.]