shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Lissa relaxes kind of a lot and peeks through the wall of big dude at him. "Because other people have? Otaku dudes can be super shitty sometimes."

 

No one deserves this.

Are you telling me there is a weeaboo me?

 

Oh fuck yeah they can! I can't even count how many times people have tried to bully me out of conventions because I'm black or tell me what I can or can't cosplay. So, like, fuck that shit? Nah, I'm not some creeper that tries to panty shot all the chicks!

Uhh? No, you always make fun of Wrench and I for liking Anime. Are you telling me that you're not our Sitara?

 

Well 'least I c'n say's that I'm a li'l more punk'n a vespa.
[He transformers into his motorbike alt for a moment, all spikes and old rocker glam, before transforming back again.]

 

Hey!!! This took a lot of work!!!
( ≧Д≦)

Not like you'd know anything about that...
凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

W H A T ????
（＊〇□〇）……！

This guy knows what's up!!
d=(´▽｀)=b

 

"Good," the sisters say in unison, even though Valiska doesn't really know what cosplay or otaku or weeb mean.

 

*Takes a deep breath* HOLY SHIT! You're a Transformer! Holy shit, holy shit, holy SHIT.

:D? Yeah!

 

Very! I'm kind of a doctor now so I need that. More sensitive than my meat hands, I think, but I've had bionics for a long time so I'm not sure.

 

Lissa nods. "See, they move." Which they in fact do, as they are in the process of unflattening themselves. The ears which were formerly stuck to the top of her head are now relaxed.

 

nah, i'm way more into the tentacular pursuits
;y [he says 'semicolon y' out loud and actually winks as well]

anyway, i am but a pure, blushing, innocent weeb virgin
teach me the ways of your nyas, senpai
murr my ochinchin

 

THANK YOU.
=_=

Uh, OBVIOUSLY Evil Marcus is in a suit with a faint but omnipresent air of EVIL.
6_6

Whereas you're in whatever the fuck THAT is and have an overwhelming aura of FUCKING WEABOO.
=_=

Niiiiiice. They look fucking sick as hell.
^_^

You got any schematics for 'em?
?_?

AW WHAT THE HELL, how come SITARA gets off scot free?
>_<

 

I'm crying on the inside.

I mean yeah I bet it did? But like, what's the point? So you can use your fancy emojis? Where am I supposed to look for your eyes, man. It's confusing.

Never say that again.

 

Valiska smiles at her. "My other partner is a surgeon with a prosthetic arm. You two would like each other, probably." Sev, after all, is sometimes better with unhappy teens than she is herself.

 

Lissa pretends to retch. "Yeah what he said."

 

A+ tastes, my friend.

OH MAN so he's like the evil AU me, huh? Like, works for Blume or some shit? *Darkens his voice to a Siska Voice tinted with 'Japanese Narrator Accent'* Akuma Marcus.

 

W H A T !!!!
☆~~ヾ(>▽<)ﾉ｡･☆

Well if you like TENTACLES, there's LOADS of anime involving that!!
(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

Do you like magical girls?
｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

You're not supposed to look for my EYES you're SUPPOSED to understand the SPECIFIC AND PRECISE EMOTIONS I am expressing!
(*≧m≦*)

 

"Kind of exactly like that, actually, at least as far as I can tell," says Lissa. "He...kinda sorta came close to actually threatening me once."

 

No, those two -gestures at original flavour Wrench and Marcus- are mine.

I have taste.

-pats him- It´s ok they can´t follow us home.

 

I hate this.
._.

I REALLY REALLY HATE THIS.

Spoiler: gif

 

Why. Dude, why. What if I just wanted to see a general emotion, man? What if I have no idea what that mash of symbols means? I mean, I do, but I'm making a point. The point is, what the fuck.