shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

HEY!
>_<

I have GREAT taste! Just ask Marcus!
;_;

 

In th'metal, pal. Y'all got some magazine scans or somethin' from harajuku by th'way? A mech's gettin' desperate for new material'n the human internet's shit to navigate from where we're at right now. S'been too long since I got a FRUiTS mag.

 

Yeah, we're getting up to where we can actually make them this quality at our colony. Just need the plasteel.

The more basic bionics were given to a lot of us vatgrown medics when we showed a talent for staying alive long enough to be worth it. Usually both hands and an advanced eye. I got that and a targeting cornea implant on the other eye -she taps the normal looking one-. Soldiers got eyes, then spine replacements, and then limbs.

 

-snickering-

 

What! That's fucked up! If I had have been here I would have beat his ass, no one does that shit! To anyone!

Huh... Weird!

I mean if you're a Wrench I bet you're cool. If we're all AU's of each other we have to have things in common! You like Jimmy Siska? Did you know that he voiced some animes? Like, I already loved his movies but he also voice acted! It's just as good as the movies with the bonus of it being bad anime!

I can see if I've got anything from my aunt? She lives in Japan!

 

That's CREEPY.
ヾ(;ﾟДﾟ;)ｼ

I don't want to run into some guy like that...
(ノ´ロ`)ノ

If you understand what they mean then why are you trying to make a point?
（；¬＿¬)

Oh man, we should show them to everyone! Maybe they'd understand then!
(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

 

"Ah." Valiska smiles. "I am given to understand that Severin lost his original arm in a battle. Why would they give you prosthetics if all of the parts you were grown with still worked?"

 

yiff my plush, virgin ass just doesn't have nearly the impact, though
you stifle me.
i can't work in these conditions, it's a veritable fucking sweatshop
where's my two cents an hour

fuck yeah they are
i curated this shit for decades up in the mountains where only the most rugged of sherpas could find me
asking deep questions like
why tentacle?
how tentacle?
where tentacle?

oh buddy you would not believe my passion for the twining tendrils of the creatures from the beyond
you should see my boyfriend
or really his mom mostly, what a milf

[waggle waggle]

 

[is the big buff punk dude getting a hint of the old sparkle eye there? you bet your ass.]
Thanks I'ppreciate it. S'been a while since we got t'stay there.

 

Lissa smiles. She loves being thought of as someone amazing and awesome. As long as she's respected as a person.

"I don't even understand why people act that way." Lissa shrugs. "It just makes the person you wanted to like you hate your guts. But then those kind of people don't understand that the people they think they like ARE people."

 

Oh yeah! Totally! Especially that weird OVA version of the Open Wounds series. Can't wait for them to do one on Cyber Driver!

Ass, that's the answer to the final one.

Yeah! No problem! You know, I was born in Japan so I can actually go there any time I want!

 

I've ABSOLUTELY got some great anime for you, then! You wanna watch them now??
☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉ

Too many people hate me already!
(●o≧д≦)o

I wouldn't want to do anything that made someone hate me even more...
˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

Oh!! Fucking DEFINITELY!!
σ(≧ε≦ｏ)

 

Suuure you do.

Naw, lucky. I pity the other me.

 

Ya'll make an ol' 'con jealous, boy. Good t'know though.

 

but only ass? where's your spirit of imagination, dude! you have a goddamn infinite buffet of tentacles, they could go so many more places than just ass

this is why i'm the tentacle shaman

as much as i appreciate the offer to watch hentai and potentially whip it out in front of a stranger, gonna have to pass

 

Oh man I almost want to do that one thing where we play both the original Open Wounds along side the Open Wounds Anime.

Well, I guess?

Aw! Man, if I could I'd just bring you home with me and get you to Japan ASAP. Shit's awesome as hell! You are too, by the way! I was always a decepticon fan!

Well, yeah, but... Alright, you got me beat. I didn't even mention other cool tentacle things!

 

Lissa sighs as her inherent niceness bubbles to the surface. "Well, maybe they are just a little overwhelmed by all the pink and spikes. I'll be honest, the other you doesn't take his mask off in public either, but at least the symbols on his eyes kinda make sense if you squint at them right. Yours are full of characters in a language I don't understand."

"As much as I hate to agree with someone who uses the word 'yiff'," Lissa says, "when you're in the mood for tentacles, they're supposed to go everywhere."

 

Because bionics work better. These hands are steadier, won't shake even when I'm under pressure unless it starts further up. My eye can see farther, and it and the cornea implant have automatic targeting. Vatbabies like me are made because we're efficient- more than waiting for people to have kids and them to grow up. If we do good we're rewarded with being made more efficient. We've given a couple of the colonists bionics for missing limbs though, when we can make or buy them. Usually they have to do with peglegs and steel arms until then.

 

Ford sighs heavily. "I wish that Will had believed me when I told them they could learn to love you, too," he says, and strokes her hair.

 

-waves her tentabutt ominously. Or it would be ominous if she weren't laughing so hard-