shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[pinkkat appears and drapes himself across davelal. they are wearing matching sweater vests. it is every bit as obnoxious as you can imagine]

FETISHIZING.

RACIST.

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.
WOW, GROSS! YOU ARE THE MOST VILE HUMAN I HAVE *EVER* HAD INFLICTED UPON ME, HANDS DOWN
WHEN WILL YOUR PREJUDICES CEASE?
[he kisses davelal. smek]

 

"That's because Will doesn't really love anyone," Lissa grumbles. "K'sarat in'meichi."

 

Lissa giggles and waves back.

 

Valiska studies her. How are we even remotely the same person? she wonders.

 

AW, okay. I guess that makes sense.
(｡•́︿•̀｡)

SHIT YES, and we can nitpick all the parts where one is better than the other. The fight scenes are WAY cooler in the OVA!
(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

They're little faces! Like the little faces in anime!
ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ

See, that one has a happy mouth! So does this one, with excited eyes too!
(*ﾉ´>ω<｡`)ﾉ

 

Oh man, that's... A lot of tentacles.

YEEEAH! You are the best koibito

*Makes a heart with his fingers*

 

-Sprocket has appeared at the Worst time and if transformers could blush he would be-

 

No YOU are!!!!!
(●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。

 

AW, you're cute.

An infinite number, to be exact.

 

*Very light chest thump* Nope, you.

That's not very exact!

 

Oh my god I cannot believe... You two are... Jesus.

 

agreement is a beautyifful thing.

oh no, whatever will i do!
woe, woe and ruin
you'll have to teach me the error of my ways.
kohai's been naughty, etc

sorry dude, a viewing session of the rare and highly elusive lalonde spam porpoise is for select audiences only
i'd be disappointed too, though.

 

-amusement- It's very exact. ∞ = ∞

 

I mean, Josh probably agree. It's exact but not because numbers are demons sent to ruin our days.... That's a joke but still. Infinity is above my paygrade.

 

NO, YOU!!!
(੭ु ›ω‹ )੭ु⁾⁾♡

 

-optic glow intensifies-

 

[A bluebug sidles up and offers one (1) shiny rock, buzzing interest. Yes hello he is here and his lights are very bright isn't he pretty.]

 

*Leans up a bit and gives him a delicate smooch on the forehead* You make my kokoro go doki doki

 

does that mean you have a roboner?
it's vital to my xenobiological research or something.

 

Above everyone's. Gods of sufficient power, however, must deal in them anyway.