shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

It's okay!

 

[She looks down at him] I'm sorry I didn't mean to be rude [Time for customer service face to get back on, that's always safer and she doesn't wanna embarrass Stentato]

 

You weren't rude. I just don't want you to be upset.

 

Well you would know! you´re gonna make them, right?

No he´s just looking different in here. But he´s in the ground where sparks come from!

 

oH [Oh gosh he's such a darling. Undertow looks stunned for a moment, then replies very quietly] Thank you. You said you could show me stuff around here?

 

-He nodded.-

I don't have a lot of exciting- oh! I could show you Hedonia?

 

Oh. Because this here is dreamspace kind of? [Still strange but she can summon herself another ruststick so she does and well that proves that nothing here is real, doesn't it?]

 

'Course. All sparks are from me, ultimately.

 

Please, that sounds nice! I think i've heard the name somewhere before? [but it's been a while and it's just enough to ring a bell in the very back of her processor.

 

No he can just look like whatever he wants.

-Happy chirp, groom at-

 

It's like... a big entertainment planet. Bars and nightclubs and a lot of other stuff. Although, um, there's only a few districts where mechanical life-forms are allowed.

-Their surroundings shift and become more vibrant until they're standing in the middle of an eerily empty street, bright neon lights and holographic window displays reflecting in the rain around them.-

 

......... i mean sure he's that too if you believe the scripture, at least in the strictest sense of the word.

I would be honored.

[Froooooown]
Who says so? I'll have words with them.

 

[Blank look] Everyone? i mean nobody's actually saying it but it's how it is

Oh wow. That looks really intense! [She turns around slowly to take it all in. It's sort of similar to home, but only superficially. Everything here seems more... gaudy, she supposes. Brighter for sure and a lot more urban. It seems to be missing most of the plants and such she knows from home.] What was it like there?

 

I mean... we weren't there too long. We couldn't stay on Devisiun but the TEAM had forgotten to pick me and Lacuna up, so... we ran there.

 

[Beacon's expression darkens further until it looks properly thunderous]
I suppose I must have words with everyone then.

 

Oh, I had no idea, I'm sorry. [It sounds kinda painful and she wants to distract him] Would you like to see my favourite spot on Obrizon?

 

Good luck. [He's gonna get his aft vanished it's what's gonna happen]

 

Sure! Oh... could you take me underwater? I can't swim at all!

 

[He is still frowning but a grim determined smile tugs on the corner of his mouth.]
I don't need luck. I'm a Praxian.

 

Sure! That's actually really neat because my favourite spot is underwater! [She is a submarine after all]
[She focuses and the space shifts, colors washing out and fading to a deep blue. It's a few meters under the surface and you can see the sun playing over the wave above, casting patterns onto the sand. It looks soft and there's no horizon anywhere, just endless blue on all sides and right in front of them the seabed droops down steeply in a perfect circle down into what would be darkness except there's something growing on the side, like corals and when the sunlight hits them they seem to reflect it like mirrors, outlining the edge of the sinkhole way down.]