[NSFW] Dragon Age High Gone Wild

Do you think I should make a different Inqusitor to replace her? I suppose I can bring in Cole and one of the Hawke twins too, or M!Hawke...Hmm.

 

I... wonder if Cole could function in an H game at all. XD It'd be interesting to bring one or both of the Hawke twins in, though, or M!Hawke.

 

Yeaaah that's why I left him out of the roster and pulled in the player characters instead. Of course if I set him up according to his canon traits he might not get any action. Cullen, Solas, Cassandra, Aveline and Sten still haven't!
I think I'll bring in the rest of the Hawke's. The beard will never cease to be hilarious xD

 

I have decided that this game is basically Isabela and Varric's collaborative friend fiction. So Bethany gets her introduction boobs.

 

Marian heard that her siblings were being introduced to the class today. This will lead to delicious mayhem, and she's greatly looking forward to it. How she's missed dear Carver.

I and...who? You mumbled there, Anders. I can't hear you talk through a mouthful of feathers, you know.

Good morning to you too, witchypoo. Anders is making vaguely threatening sounds through his coat today, so I'm going to have to pass until he clarifies who he wants me to stay away from. That way, I can laugh at him later.

Oh, hey there Merrill. Yes, as you're very much aware. While I've got you here, I tripped over your string yesterday and nearly broke my neck on the stairs. Try to keep it to the banisters, okay?

The only person who doesn't went to jail. Let that be a warning. To all of you.

Oh, Anders. Did Varric headbutt you again? Such a shame.

What a magnificent beard you're sporting, brother mine. You look even more like an unkempt hobo. I'm sure mother is very proud.

I've missed you, Garrett. You understand my sense of humor in a way few do, in these parts.

Why on earth would you be jealous about that? Oh, was it Josephine? That would make sense. Maker, can you imagine! Josie and Vivienne would be a stunningly effective...and attractive...power couple.
It wasn't Josephine? Well that's good news then!

Zevran, I've told you to stop trying to touch Sten's hair. Yours is just as lovely, and petting your own comes with considerably less risk of internal bleeding.

Hello, baby brother! Oh it's been such a long time. You haven't changed a bit, with that glowing disposition. You're going to fit right in here, I promise (n.n*).
Make sure you stay on top of your studies, we have a family reputation to uphold.

Splendid. If you need any help, just come find me. Now, where's our sister...

I didn't mean to sneak up on you, boobs! I mean, Bethany.

It's lovely to see you again, Beth. Have you run into Carver yet? He's as charming as ever! I have to be somewhere else now, but we will catch up later, I promise. Magic club, right? Me too!

Speaking of Serah Grump, there he is. Angry already, Carver? It's barely been two hours. Do I need to go beat someone up for you?

Love you too, little brother.

 

Oh my god, Kathy this continues to be amazing. I feel so sorry for Wynne though! Everyone wants to tap that gorgeous cougar.

 

I am 100% here for Friend Fiction.
Also dramatic reenactment night at The Hanged Man.

 

It makes what I'm about to post at least 50% funnier >:D

 

-stamps "CANON" over everything like an overenthusiastic intern-

 

You and your exquisite mustache are right, Dorian. Carver will be Carver. Maybe I can feed him later. Oh, hello Wynne. You're looking only mildly haggard today!

I deserved that.
It seems this is going to be one of those days.

Did you run into Bethany too? I swear she gains a cup size every year. Ugh, I am having a terrible day. You want to skip class? My champion.

We haven't had a chance to talk privately in years! The infirmary was a clever choice. Do tell, what have you been up too?

A hand slid around her waist, pulling her flush against a toned, muscular male body. The other crossed over her chest, holding Marian captive. She gasped, and felt the bristles of Garrett's amazingly kept beard tickling the back of her neck.
"Longing for you, sister."
[Are you serious Isabela? He only just got here. At least let the tension build for a couple of days.]
[You're no fun, Varric.]
"Longing for a hug?" Marian replied, eyebrow arched. "I bought a deck of cards. Fancy a game?"
Garrett chuffed a laugh and released her, sitting on the nurse's chair with a warm grin.
"Winner buys lunch."
[No. Fun.]
After playing their frustratingly dull card game, Garrett caught Marian's hand as she headed toward the library.
"I will free you from their grasp," He said, and, fearing a murderous feathery apostate with a surgeons knife, she nodded. But his intentions were not so pure...

[Isabela.]
[What?]
[Do I need to host an intervention?]

[Fiiiine.]

 

I'm giggling so hard at Varric and Isabela oh no.

 

[Alright, Mr. Published Author. What do you think Garrett should do?]
[Naturally he needs to hit it off with the witch, Admiral. Once Lady Chuckles walks in on those two a few times, she'll find herself starting to question whether it really would be such a bad idea to let Garrett tickle her fancy with his beard.]
[Oooh.]

 

And Fenris' perpetual hate-on for mages carries on across universes.

 

Oh man, I just realized - we forgot about Sebastian! But then again, that's pretty much canon, everybody forgets about Sebastian. >_>

#well maybe isabela wouldn't forget about him #but varric would either keep 'forgetting' to write him in or have him murdered by a yandere in short order

 

Just had this art cross my dash right now, which struck me as relevant because of the yandere Anders in this playthrough.

 

This is so stabby, I love it.

 

Kathy, you are a prize.

 

I'm having some issues getting it to work today. Tried to futz around in the editor a little, adjusted Zev to the schemer personality, and that seems to have broken something. It stops working after about fifteen minutes, but only in that save file. May have to start over, but if I do it will be with the current cast.

 

Why

 

Okay, so. Immediately after I took this screenshot everything died again, so I'm going to make a new school. Transfer happened because of reasons.
Everyone will have relationship clean states, so it'll be interesting to see what happens now.