shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

In that case you're the wrong person to have this conversation with I s'ppose.
[It's.... hard to let his words sound properly biting while he cuddles his boyfriend and nuzzles between the antennae with a dorky smile9

[He hugs him tight, leaning down for a tiny chaste kiss.]

 

-Pillage kisses back, equally smol and chaste, clinging on with all four arms-

 

Th'killed m'partner, an' I can't live w'out a shell. Too dangerous, fucks'm transformin' up too. I'm all soft'n squishy under th'shell. Did eat some'a'em, but I had t'use th'scrap t'protect m'self.

Nice.

 

-moar squint- You tryin´ta get me overcharged? Er.

 

I'm trying to keep you from getting hungover, actually. I can't imagine a hangover in a dreamspace would be enjoyable.

 

I am so glad I am allowed to hold you like this.
[He smiles, sweetly and reverently.]

 

Might have something fall on you!

You could have just killed them first. Using metal I understand. Making them watch is what´s scary.

 

-affectionately- We hug all the time, Beacon.

Yeah, that's not a problem. Had whole buildin's fall on me and kept crawling. I don't die.

 

...Ok fair. -laplap, soft purring. The more she drinks the more she melt, by now she´s just sprawled over the rave-

 

I can still be thankful
[He laughs, a tiny bit embarrassed.]

 

-throws one set of hands up, and quietly swears to appreciate the nursery fixers more.- Well just donßt eat Our walls ok? We need those.

 

-amused clickclickgiggle- No more meditation and contemplation.

I'm not gonna eat through walls that lead to space, 'mnot an idiot.

 

or maybe the void likes eating decepticons
but downtime makes sense too i mean im retired so thats why im here probably
sleepin as much as i want im just gonna sink into the bed and let the mattress absorb me
theyll have to cut me out
and soon as they do ill take a piss and lie back down

 

-from the floor- Stop slanderin´us, we don´t plot nonsense! Only rev´lution!

We´re th´ tastiest!

 

[He hides his face in Pillage's shoulder, making an embarrassed noise]

[still muffled by boyfriend plating]
Well taking breaks is important after all, s'long as you don't let it go out of hand. Maybe you could pick up a hobby for a slightly more active form of taking a break, just so your joints don't seize up.

 

If you're gonna stage a revolution against the first elected leader cybertron ever had I'm gonna call that nonsense, alright. I don't like Starscream much but he won fairly.

 

Naw, we´re gonna find functionist an´rev´lution ´em!

 

-in an innocent tone that is definitely suggestive anyway- Unless you want to.

 

Oh in that case go right on ahead as long as you don't get your purple all over everything

You're so mean sometimes.

 

fuck yeah dude im sure
why elsere there so many
this place likes putting mechs and specifically decepticons in its cosmic gastric holding chamber and savoring the flavor

[dave snorts]

am i being dadded at by a giant priest
what has my life become
anyway my life is basically nothing BUT hobbies
sometimes i drag karkat and jade out and we excavate statues of libery that an alt version of me scattered around the planet like he knew that one day id come along and be compelled to lovingly remove her giant green tits from the earth