shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

That's pretty vanilla stuff, cupcake.

 

UHHH, no thank you, he's my best friend and I'm very happy with that, shut up!

 

-dryly- Thank you, I needed to know that.

 

-pats the chest where the blessed fluff would be on a squishy cat- That's the plan!

 

=]

 

Why are you smiling??

 

"I know," Ford says gently. "I don't think I ever meant to turn this into an argument. The first time he mentioned it, he sounded rather...disaffected. I was very surprised when he started trying to defend the whole setup! For the record, I've never believed Beacon himself wasn't a good person. I just think everything about theocracy is bad, and rules against relationships like yours are ridiculous and hurtful. And functionalism is a thing that organics don't have, unless you regard sexism as a form of it, but it sounds ridiculous. You're very happy together, and that should never have been impossible for either of you." He tugs Lissa down into his lap. "Nothing should ever stand between someone and their most important person."

"I know that look," Ford says, and demonstrates as the catte snuggles into his arms.

 

=]

 

-Pillage gives him a bright-opticked look and clickclicks-
The temple tried. Worked sometimes. Didn't work a lot of the rest of the time. They treated me like a project. -he gives Beacon a friendly smack on the bumper with one of his hands- This one treated me like a project for a while. Doesn't any more.
Anyway, I left first...

 

[dave cups his hands around his mouth and yells 'VANILLA PRIDE']

oh uh yeah im like
super joking about becoming a 24/7 pillow king i got shit to tend to
i dont even know that i COULD
most of the shit i say is just elaborate nonsense

 

No way, that would be too boring. How else are we to express ourselves?

 

...are you mocking me?

 

-purrs and wiggles. That´s one drunk cat. She waves the the newcomers, still upside down-

 

There is a mi! It´s only light purple now, as the blueberry stained fur comes out. It seems to be stalking something, and is chittering at it-

 

By not overdosing and dying with your spark guttering and brain module leaking out of your optics, one should hope.

 

Be grateful for what you have now, and be sure to never lose it. *Nick smiles swee

 

Donßt do dat, das bad! Need yer mod´le inside! Imma medic, I know!

 

let me paint you a word picture
wake up late evening
lounge around in your underwear all night until its time for dinner
order pizza and set up some movies
go to bed early

 

Yes, quite. Do you want some more medical grade?

 

Mii! -tries to chase a something, runs into Daves foot-