shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

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Melted brains aren't even good eating.

 

M´kay! I founda squishy.

 

Don´t eat brains!

 

You're just jealous because I haven't spent a million years alone!

Spoiler: gif

 

You're better off just siphoning at that point.

Did you, now? [He sets down a bowl of good, engex-free medical grade energon. With little supplements added in too.]

 

Sweetspark, are you alright?

 

Did! -wiggles upright, careful not to dislodge poison silk.- Got horns!

 

People think they can make fun of me without any consequences! They can't! I hate it and I hate her!

 

oh shit roads closed
better make a detour little guy
head right at heel junction and im sure youll find your destination
[dave summons a string with a cloth, record-shaped toy on the end and dangles it near the mi]

 

Very good. A horned organic is a fine one to find. Do you know her name?

Ah, sweetspark, come here. If you like, we can block off a section of the rave-- you shouldn't have to deal with that if you don't want to. It's more fun in this corner anyways.

 

[Full ventilation cycles. Yes. That. That not murdering as a first reaction thing she promised she'd try.]

Fail to parse. Curiosity about the exact lay of the surrounding alliances would exist regardless of own status.

 

But I'll know she's judging me and laughing anyway!

 

Things are complicated. Shouldn't be too novel a concept this whole "putting up a tough front" thing, it's not like every second mech you'll run into on cybertron knows the trick.

And if you hadn't I'd be a pile of slag so really it worked out for the better.

[His optics narrow and his engine growls angrily]
You try'na threaten us or something, scraplet?

 

I don't get it!

 

I doubt she would be, and regardless, her opinion doesn't matter. Not everyone will like you, and the ones who mock you aren't even worth your regard. Besides, it's a comfortable chair.

 

Do you honestly not care when people look down on you?

-She grumpily climbs into the chair.-

 

Lacuna's professed tastes: closely match Burlesque's... Burlesque.

Burlesque: believed to be courting and/or bonded romantically to Flux, not Lacuna.

Shifts in dynamic: can be of import, regardless of own position with regard to those involved.

 

-laps medgrade, turn to @Poisoned Silk - waz yer name?

 

-The mi look conflicted. String. But Monster! But String!! In the end it wiggles it´s butt and pounces the string toy, intending to swing on it and Kill The Monster!. Most heroci solution.-

 

-Lacuna looks really, really hurt.-

W-why would you...

-She covers her face before she starts to spark.-