shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-She hands him a plate of rust balls.-

Weeeeell, there's someone I kind of hate in a good way. You won't approve, though.

 

I probably won't. Tell me anyways.

[He takes a rustball and eats it.]

 

Hydrablaze.

 

The one who leaked the video?

 

-She nods uncomfortably.-

 

[He makes a face. It's a mixture of disapproving and dismay.]

That... probably won't end well. Do try and be careful with yourself, won't you?

 

You aren't gonna tell me not to do it?

 

No, I'm not going to tell you not to do it. I'll tell you to be careful, and take care not to be alone with him in any room that has cameras, but you're allowed to make decisions. I'm not all-knowing, sweetspark. Just because it's not something I can see going well doesn't mean that is the objective truth of the matter; you might have a better read on the situation.

But please remember the thing about the cameras. That's important.

 

What, why?

 

"It's a thing people say, in the country I come from, anyway." Ford shrugs. "I don't like it either, but it isn't a threat. Never said it was charming."

 

He's blackmailed you once already. I know that he didn't acquire that video on his own, it was given to him by someone else, but better safe than sorry.

And once a film of you interfacing is out on the datanet, you'll never get it off.

 

Oh.

...well, he's too immature for me anyway for now. I can think he's hate-hot and not do anything about it because he's a whiny baby.

 

[He actually manages to look flustered about the simple act of hugging his boyfriend now. He plans to celebrate quite a lot but not in public.]

[He rolls his optics, to try and not look so much like a dork maybe]
Do you humans have more dreadful sayings like that?

 

[A look of utter relief crosses over his face.]

Yes, that's rather prudent of you. Thank you.

 

His loss, right?

-She grins at him, cocky.-

 

Ye gonna try an steal my spark huh? That yer evil demon plan?

 

"They have loads," says Lissa, wide-eyed. "I'm not human, and sometimes I can't believe what comes out of some people's mouths."

 

What would I do with a spark? I don't even collect human souls. Where would I put it? -laughing-

 

´S a metaphor! -more purring-

 

Oh right, sparks are hearts, too. I'm used to being accused of stealing souls. Demon and all.

I already stole that, silly. Lookit you purr. -scritch scritch scritch-