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[Mala just sort of oozes around the fist, giggling.]

[And now they're blowing a raspberry like a mature billion-year-old demigod.]

 

[She pats the nearest bit of Mala. There there. You are being very threatening and vicious.]
How are you feeling recently? I know we haven't managed to get to you yet it's a little more out of the way than we ususally travel.

 

What part of Grind into nothingness did you not understand?

-Well clearly this means more punching. and kicking, and possibly even biting whichever bit is closest-

-Sorry Armory, sibling slapfight in progress, try again later. Tross just flips her off-

 

Very mature, Lord Prime, I'm most impressed.

 

Shhhhhhhh. I'm busy. So busy. The busiest. Do you know how often this one shows up? Like a green moon, he is.

[Mala has progressed to clinging like a particularly startled boa around one of Tross's legs. And possibly purring.]

 

I am the Fallen, Namesless Destroyer of Primes, and..what was that? Oh, The First Decepticon was in fashion some million years ago, and I will punch my sibling if I please.

 

-No stop purring you aft! We´re fighting, stop!-

 

See, what you're not getting, cupcake, is there's nothing to grind.

[Jack howls with laughter, doubling over with the effort.]

Oh yeah, real threatening.

 

ive never been more turned on in my life
[dave sounds incredibly bored]

[oh my god. so cute.]

careful little dude that thing looks like a formidable opponent
i dunno that i could take it

 

I see. Do have fun with him, dear.

It's a pleasure to meet you then, Lenny, although I regret to inform you that there's been many more Destroyer of Primeses since you so you may wish to pick your name back up just to make it easier on the historians to differentiate between you.

 

-Smacks a fist into the ground next to jack. any Normal human or for that matter transformer would be goop or a pile of component parts now-

-he stop shoving at Mala and splutters- Lenny? Lenny? Are you actually mocking me?

@Amalgamous Prime I did not intend to return at all but appearantly you lot managed to break the world even without my help.

 

Mi! mimimimimiiii! -it is an epic battle, with dave acting as terrain and sometimes ambush fortress.-
I´ll get it!

 

It's incredibly hot.

[His voice is filled with amused sarcasm.]

 

[Her lips quirk into a little smile]
I barely use the full names of my bondmates unless they insist on it, and yours is quite a lot longer than theirs are. If you have a preference for what to call you, do speak up please, I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable.

 

[He floats down and drapes himself over Megatronus' hand, sighing dreamily. His body sort of glitches out for a moment, but he stabilizes after a while.]

Really, you're horrifying. Where'd you learn to be so scary, cupcake. I've just got to know.

 

Perhaps the part where I killed my conjunx andstarted a war between my siblings? -suddenly roaring- Why do you think I don´t have a name?

-flops onto Mala dramatically, dislodging Jack-
Is The Fallen so much to ask for?

 

[Jack glitches out again, and he disappears. Then he pops back up, in the air, so he's floating at face level.]

So? I had my own grandmother killed, what's your point?

Just give yourself a name. It's not like anyone will really be able to question it.

[He doesn't mention the circumstances with his own name, but it kind of hangs in the air.]

 

[She pats him too.]
Yes it's terribly much. But I can try.

 

Yeah, drugs and violence is bad.

That's actually not that bad.

 

Absolutely not. I find this chemical romance to be very cute. I'm just saying to watch out for other people. *Nick's expression turns dark as he remembers the past*