shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Well now I'm going to whine every time your fans spin.

 

ฬђץ ๔เ๔ ץ๏ย ɭєՇ ﻮคɭשคՇг๏ภ Շคкє ๓є? ץ๏ย ฬєгє รยקק๏รє๔ Շ๏ кєєק ๓є รคŦє.

Spoiler

Why did you let Galvatron take me? You were supposed to keep me safe.

 

-concerned chirps!- [No that sounds very bad. The Queens should split the swarm then!]

 

*smiles softly* Heh. Yeah. Suppose so. Suppose so.

*well it seems like the robot's not taking it seriously*

*either that or it's a meme battle*

*well then*

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[half-jokingly:] when exactly does that bonus feature kick in

[it already has in his case, but as plain as that likely is to other ravers...dave is still a little in denial about how obviously smitten he is around karkat]

[dave gasps softly]
one of a kind custom blues clues clue shoes

 

-snorts, spins fans-

-gravely- I did not permit Galvatron to take you. I did not wish to see you harmed nor to see my borther slain. But I apologize for misplacing my trust in him and allowing you to become party to it.

 

[She leans to kiss him on the cheek, just a quick peck. Pride and affection and support wash over the bond. He's doing so well talking to people and sorting his problems out and standing up for himself. She's so so proud of him.]

He is quite capable of speaking for himself actually.
[Is that smugness? Is she smug at the prime? She is.]

 

<Well some tried but... conflicting ideas in a hostile environment breeds war!>

 

<Good to hear that your mate is well!!! I hope your hunt goes swiftly also!!>

[Nodnodnod.] <Splitting is scary, but it's good!!! Less fighting that way!!!>

 

-nods- [I´ve split! It´s very scary. But the outside was interesting.]

 

-proud mi- Mi made pretty! -purrs and nuzzle for pets-

 

-Rage stares at him for a long, long moment, then slowly tips his head in a nod-
เ ค๓ ร๏ггץ เ кเɭɭє๔ ץ๏ยг ๒г๏Շђєг.

Spoiler

I am sorry I killed your brother.

-Rage leans even closer into her, subtly cuddling in. Protect the gun, Armory, he's stressed-

 

At least you try, I suppose, sweetheart. I've known people who are softies who are more or less meat sacks of whinyness, like caring makes them big babies. I doesn't - just makes you broken.

[Jack is fucking thrilled at the use of his phrasing, whether or not it was in meme form. He's busy grinning like an idiot anyway.]

 

[He's not blushing, you're blushing.] <W-Well, Shock isn't my mate yet, I mean - not really. Not to say I wouldn't be opposed if he wanted to take me as one of his mates!! Right now I'm more of... a body guard, I'd say?>

<Well, hopefully I won't ever be in a colony that's that big again.>

<Leaving a colony is - it sure is an experience. Or... being the only one left doesn't really count as splitting, does it?>

 

I see.

@Amalgamous Prime Move, I´m sitting up. -Does so and inclines his head- Thank you, but you have nothing to apologize for. I am aware it was done against your will. Galvatron on the other hand will have a great deal to answer for.
-he absently pets one of the more flared out Mala bits-

 

<Guarding is important!!!! You can be a Guard and a mate!!!> [Very serious nodding.]

[Thunderwing... droops. Not just his wings, it's a whole-body affair.] <Being the only one left isn't the same. Not at all. It's so much worse than leaving with everyone who wants to leave.>

 

Lissa smiles. "I just have to take care of myself, okay? And that means that I don't listen to things that sound like the voice in the darkness I heard when I was asleep as a kit, or the voice I heard all over the place when Will stuck me into a portal. I could argue with Jack, and it might even help him, but since he isn't interested in changing, the odds of that are very, very poor. I don't need to risk my sanity for him when he doesn't have a shit to give about whatever happens to me."

 

-makes groomy motions and soothe chirring towards them both-

 

<Yes!! I shall protect him and, uh, maybe become his mate? If he c-chooses, it, haha.>

[Hive makes a nervous buzzing noise.] <Yes, not good at all. Being left alone and... seeing all that death around is - it's unpleasant. And the queens...>

[Hive happily accepts being comforted.]