shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

it's a cat dumbass

 

Fuck you! Fuck fuck fuck you!

*swearing continues for a while and then he remembers ford and lissa's trick*

*hah*

*no more eternal scream for him*

*thank you reverses*

*darkly* No. No. It's not fucking fine. Those assholes should have never, that bitch should have never...

 

That is by no definition, a cat. Sure, it's shaped like a cat, but that thing is a fuckin' monster. Look at all that skin just - just handing off it. It looks like a meat suit.

 

Yes I can!

 

Spoiler: mala victim blaming is rude

Sounds like you weren't thinking quick enough, jackbolt. Of course people fight over power, if you weren't prepped proper that's on you.

 

you got a little meat hanging off you right now buddy

 

Spoiler: abuse

[Jack's heard that line before. It makes him a little sick to his stomach.]

She was my back up. Besides, I couldn't move - with it pumping information into my brain at a fucking faster-than-sound speed.

[He quickly puts his mask back on. Theoretically and literally. He laughs]

Some people, I tell ya! Just don't know when to quit.

Spoiler: dark

[His fingers twitch with the urge to strangle someone.]

Yeah, but it's not dripping off me like a goblin creature.

 

[Gleefully:] Just try!

Not makin' yourself sound any more competent, jackrabbit.

 

So what if he fucking wasn't?

That wouldn't make what she did any damn better.

Yeah, well, your eyes are fucking glowsticks. Round glowsticks. Glowballs. Gloworbs.

I guess that means you gotta teach them, then.

 

holy shit you're right where the hell did these come from

 

[A dark grin spreads across his face.]

You're goddamn right I do.

I don't think it's physically possible for someone to get more competent than I am right now, so, I guess you're right.

 

Mason takes a deep breath.

"Thanks," he says, and smiles.

"That's a Sphynx cat. They're nice." Mason sighs. "Also, there's a lady mech over there who is a cat without fur. And my aunt is a cat and she only has a little bit of fur, mostly in places neither you nor I will ever see."

Mason sighs. "I'm not going to tell you that, because I don't know what her choices were. But I will tell you that if someone was coming my way who defined me and my family as bandits and was known to have the intention of killing all bandits, I might shoot first and ask questions later myself. And I certainly wouldn't want that person to have anything powerful that they might use to hurt us with. I don't know why she attacked you, but with the limited information I have at my disposal, I can't honestly tell you I would have done differently. Why do you call her a bandit, other than that she was trying to get a relic you wanted? Is anyone who opposes you a bandit, or do people actually have to have hurt someone innocent, someone who is not you, to get that label?"

 

[Raucous laughter]

 

-grins, then flops on the floor and rolls. Dignity who?-

 

*grins* And I've got your back, buddy.

 

do you latch on to every new person you meet or just the ones who brag about murder

 

Take what you need and give nothing back, hey?

[Dignity is for Lawful demigods. Mala shifts a little bit to cover Megatronus's optics, screechcackling.]

 

Lissa executes facepalm x 2 combo.

It's not very effective.

She's not sure what Mason and Jack are arguing about, but Mason has a habit of making bullies look like idiots, and here in the Rave where they can't actually touch him, they're not going to win a fight with him the old-fashioned way.

 

[karkat goes red all the way up to the tips of his ears]

WE HAVE A PERFECTLY POLITE CONVERSATION BUDDING, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO COME AT ME WITH THREATS TO MANHANDLE MY CHEST AS THOUGH YOU COULD WRING SOME VILE MAMMALIAN SUSTENANCE OUT OF IT IF ONLY YOU GROPED HARD ENOUGH

BUT OH NO, THE ONLY WAY *YOU'D* CEASE SPEWING SEWAGE IS IF I CLAMPED SOME PORTION OF MY ANATOMY OVER YOUR EVER-GAPING MAW AND MUFFLED YOU INTO SUBMISSION

[OH NO]

 

No.

He still has ample reason to be fucking pissed, though. Life shouldn't be that kinda kill or be killed shit, you know...