shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Mmmmmmmmmaybe and dude i once tried to ask a girl out by shooting her in the foot i think fucked up is like one of the nicer things you could say about me.

 

-snorts- You wish. If I´m going to do an assassin I´ll ask Deadpool

 

[He grins and puts his hands on his hips, cocking a brow.]

What do ya' have in mind, cupcake?

 

*Drinks* Meh... sober Marcus is a looooooser

 

Looks like something you'd get in a sex shop as a gag gift for a bachlorette party. Taste any good?

[He laughs.] Tough crowd. And here I'd brought you a bar and everything already too.

 

I have never tasted anything better
Here
Here try it
[He shoves a glass over to Jordi. Should he chance to drink it it is going to indeed be entirely vodka. Vodka that has been flavored with many different candies. Cotton candy, blue raspberry and some sort of icey-candy are most dominant, but there's strawberry in there too, and a couple other things. Like way too many skittle flavors. It's sticky, it's strong and it's absolutely way too much in too many directions at once.]

 

[He downs it in one go, sits there consideringly, then carefully sets the glass back down. And refills his own with more whiskey, because that was the worst thing he's ever tasted.]

I'm pretty sure I could taste every single artificial coloring that went into that. Jesus.

 

"Sober Marcus is nice and doesn't fall for Jordi's bullshit," Lissa says, perching on the couch. She grins at Sitara. "Thanks. I am a little too short to herd him that way. Drunk people are too floppy to get good leverage."

 

drunk Marcus threw his phone into the ocean. -grins. No she´s not letting him live that down-

-flat look-

 

-smiles and nods- We look out for each other. And I agree, sober Marcus is more fun.

 

You say, as if Sober Marcus wasn't the dumbass who went shot for shot with me long enough to become Drunk Marcus. Kid's a peach, but he's not the sharpest crayon in the box.

[He grins and tips his glass towards her.]

 

M'NICE LIKE THIS *Sad face, puppydog eyes even one could say*

hey... s'dude I sorta recognized looked at it, had a bad feelin'. th'ocean CALLED.

yea... was gonna say that *drinks water*

Sober Marcus might've used it as an excuse t'get wasted.

 

Cute. We should do this again sometime, kid, maybe next time I'll actually get you into a funny hat or something. That'd just make my day.

 

Rick stumbles in with all the class he can muster, which is to say very little. "Let me get a slice of this action."

 

Isn't it great shit i love modern science that makes my drinks a neon rainbow and my candy a neon rainbow and everything a neon rainbow

 

"Do you ever make passes at women who like you, or do they just not exist?"

Lissa snorts. "Marcus will acquire more wisdom with time. You will become an asshole with wrinkles and a two year old full bottle of Viagra."

 

"LSD will do the same thing without giving you diabetes," Gwendolyn says as she opens a second beer.

She waves at Jordi. "Protip: hitting on Lissa repeatedly doesn't work. You have to smell right, and even then, if she thinks you're an asshole she's not going to do you. And back home, repeating the question will hack off her husband, his brother, and my dad."

 

"Ugh Gwen she's my aunt, and she's been helping Carla raise us since the accident!" Mason makes a face.

 

Pumpkin I am pretty sure I can't give myself diabetes, it doesn't actually work that way and besides I loose limbs often enoug that I might as well get a tasty drink outta it
And LSD's more expensive than good ole Vodkaception

 

Ever considered doing yourself up in rainbows? I mean, at this point, you might as go all in on the gay shit.

[He slowly pans his gaze over the rave.]

You know, I suppose I could make a pass at literally anyone else, but dreaming's a bit of a novelty for me, so I'm not going to ruin it by turning it into a porno right out the bat. Though way he's going, Marcus is going to acquire a bullet one of these days. Maybe not from me, I'm feeling a flutter of fondness here, but damn if he isn't pissing off all the right people for it.

That's nice. I don't really care, but that's nice.

[Siiiiiiip.]