shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

*grins*

*it worked*

*the line wasn't that bad after all*

The better question would be, 'what don't I have in mind?' 'Cause I have a lot of things in mind. *blushes* Yeah. That made sense, right? Right? Right?

 

But... then how will people know Spidey and I are doing the matching suits thing?
[He looks up at Jordi innocently.]

 

Paint him in fucking rainbows too. It'll be great.

 

I only wear GOOD HATS.

*Loud gasp* YOU TOLERATE ME! You really and truly TOOOLERATE MEEE

*flings hands up, including the one holding his water, which dumps the water all over himself*

I'm wet...

 

Oh ho ho, ambitious, aren't we? How 'bout you pick something and we start from there?

[Jack laughs.]

Yeah, sweetheart, that made sense.

Also, I've been thinking that I'll stay in my blue form, kinda like being able to fly. Unless, of course, I'm needed for some hot, man on man action.

[He wiggles his eyebrows.]

 

Yeah, which is why we need to stick you in a stupid one, pronto.

[He snickers, hiding his mouth behind his glass.]

See? How could I shoot you, you're a fountain of entertainment. I mean, I'd still do it if someone offered enough money, but it'd be a lot of money. And you're not that bigtime yet, not when the Bratva have their own hitmen and don't exactly contract out.

 

Ambitious. Heh. Yeah. That's a word for it.

*grins*

*he decides to place his ass near jack's hands again, for the ass grab, since the previous time around, that move was foiled by jack's insubstantiality*

 

We fucked the Bratva good.

*Wiping himself off now, and suddenly has a fresh water. He's on the up and up! He's THINKING ABOUT HIMSELF NOW.... He's-- Gonna make that a beer actually*

 

Yeah, they're not gonna take that lying down. Good luck!

 

Gwendolyn punches him lightly in the arm. "Then you should be used to this. Come on, dude. You just have to run with Lissa's craziness. You know you love her. She's practically raised almost everyone our age we actually know back home."

"Wait. You're that comic book guy. So I guess you won't get diabetes. But still, gross."

"I'm just trying to spare you embarrassment, since you've been generous with your booze and all." Gwendolyn shrugs. "Lissa is a cat. She does what she wants to do."

 

[Jack gladly grabs his ass. He's never been one to turn down what's been offered. He smirks.]

Nice choice.

 

Alex giggles into her soda and eats more popcorn.

"You don't need to stay in your blue form to fly. Just think about flying!"

Wow. She is the worst kind of fujoshi today, isn't she.

 

You're assuming I feel things like 'shame', which is where you're going wrong kiddo. I figured the cat thing though. The whole...

[He waves his free hand vaguely at Lissa's ears.] You know, the whole look. Sort of made it obvious.

 

"Marcus, no. You don't need any more beer." Lissa sighs and hands him another water. "You're already drunk."

 

naw's fine. We got this. We killed like-- lots. All cause of some porn studio stuff

*Soft noise, accepts the water and drinks it though* Thanks......

 

Neat. Now what are you going to do when the money guys in Moscow get peeved about you pulling that?

 

*sooo goooood*

*blushes*

I figured you'd like it. And I'd like it. Which I do. A lot. Like it, I mean.

 

"Think happy thoughts!" Gwendolyn calls out, between kissing Mason. "They'll make you lighter!"

 

Huh. Still, more fun trolling people like that.

[He shrugs.]

[Jack makes a face.]

Not really many happy thoughts to think, cupcake. Sexy thoughts, sure. Not so much happy.

Well aren't you just adorable, stumbling over your words like that.

[He plants a kiss to Church's cheek.]

 

Lissa kisses his cheek. "You're always nice," she says. "It's just when you're drunk you're harder to look out for, and I don't like letting my friends fuck themselves up. You're a good guy. The porn studio stuff, if it means what I think it does, you did the right thing." She sighs, and lowers her voice so that nobody else, except possibly Sitara, can hear. "Also, you can tell me you're not into girls and I won't be upset. It's okay to not be into girls. When you're sober. And I promise, just because Wrench does like girls, doesn't mean he would ever leave you for one. And I'm married. You're his most important person, no matter what anyone does or doesn't do. And Ford is mine. Forever."