[NSFW] Let's Homestuck some Hentai - Kids + Alpha Trolls Edition

Thank you, thank you!


@Ruevian
I'm so glad I asked you! Honestly, most online resources don't give you any hint that it's actually possible to smooth things over with some patience! Praise be to you, ultimate yandere whisperer!

 

Ooooh, I'm up for it, that should be fun :D So does everyone agree we should we be the sex ninja next?

 

YES

 

Glad it worked out for you!

 

@Ruevian I'm just saying, if you ever feel like changing the weird title-y thing under your icon, it should be to Ultimate Yandere Whisperer.

 

I like the cut of your jib!

 

I think you all know who I'm voting for.

Also, somehow it actually makes perfect sense to me that the Alphas are having a lot more sex than the Betas, probably because their characters are more sexualized in canon?

 

Congratulations on soothing the angered clown! Although careful you don't confuse him about what quadrant you're trying for, John.

And yesss, I'm definitely up for seeing more of sex ninja Mituna.

 

i sprayed chips ahoy crumbs all over the living room

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this time the crumbs got up my nose

just. these aa2 playthroughs are fucking amazing

 

Alright, I finished the day with Mituna and SWEET FUCKING JESUS, he and Meulin fucked like three times before the first lesson even started, and it only escalated from there. Nevermind the birds and the bees, the cats and the bees is where it's at! Will post tomorrow, hopefully!

I'm actually quite excited about Damara! As much as she's talking dirty to everyone, she seems pretty anti-social and reclusive, so she's taking a lot of time to open up to people, and I'm kinda curious who her A.I. will go for first, love wise :3c But SOON.

Honestly, they seem to vacillate a lot, especially John! And for some reason, both John and Roxy tend to go from the "CHEATER!" status back to being all flushed for hot clown ass pretty quickly. I'm not saying chucklevoodoos are involved, but... *squints at Kurloz*
Oh Roxy and John, you play a dangerous game D:

@pixels Ahhhh, thank you so much! I'm so glad I can share some more ridiculousness with you guys *o*! Seriously, bless Rue for showing us this gem of a game.

 

That sounds pretty much like canon to me. I AM EXCITE.

 

Phew, sorry for the delay, my computer is being all kinds of uncooperative lately.



===> Be The Rude Lewd Adorkable Skater Boi.



Hell yeah, let's start the day with a face full of bountiful boobage.



You don't have to ask us twice for that, as much as that would satisfy our binary gimmick.
Sadly our pussy petting session is cut short:



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Where were we again? Oh yeah! Haven't greeted these twins yet.



Hmm, I'm not sure. I think I'll have to check them manually first
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As we make the grabby hands motion, we remember that we should probably go somewhere a little more private first, so we can ensure ideal boob weighing conditions without having everyone else all up in our grill.



We're suggestively waggling our eyebrows, but she doesn't seem to see it for some reason???



Woah, seems like Aranea wants a piece of our moirails clown caboose . You go, buddy! He just smiles knowingly at us as we slip into the shower with our well endowed matesprit.



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Spoiler: FUKC H3R R1HG7 1N TH3 PU555Y:

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(Also, can I just say, Meulin is fucking VOCAL! Christ, it's like she's deaf or something.
...wait.).

I love you too. And your fat cat tats <3
After giving them another squeeze (and taking a shower after that uncomfortably sticky kiss), it's time to hit the gym (not that we need to, being the chiseled hunk we are.)



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Gee, I dunno Meenah, that looks a little complicated. Maybe you should personally demonstrate just how exactly I'm supposed to put [mysterious hentai device] where.
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After exchanging rude gestures and walking back inside, away from that somewhat failed pitch flirt attempt, we suddenly get another sniffnub full of W4D3R 570NK. Did Meenah come around to our W1L135 after all?
...Oh shit.



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Looks like our good buddy is still pissed from when we were busy trying to cop some kitty titty and told him to fuck off, but I'm sure our goodnatured little "your lusus" joke will cheer him right up again!



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Or not. Yeah, bro is still looking pretty mad, so we better haul ass. Let's just follow the sexy sax tunes.



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Also, look at the John and Jade humans casually slipping out the storeroom, trying to act like they didn't just leave a sticky puddle of fornication fluids for the janitor, or the next poor bastards who decide to go fuck in there.
Hahaha, oh man, good thing there is absolutely no way this comment could come to bite us in the ass later!

 

"Is your penis about to come" makes me laugh so fucking much, BLESS HENTAI DIALOGUE

 

I KNOW RIGHT? Yes, Meulin, our penis is about to come (unlike the rest of us, presumably).

 

Hentai dialogue is proof that God exists and that he loves us very, very much in bed.

Also, @WinkWonk, your Mituna is fuckin' SPOT-ON. I love. <3

 

Oh my god, what a beautifully in character Mituna, I'm in love.

 

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Sorry the next part is taking so long, my internet is fucking with me a lot lately!

The hentai dialogue is fucking gold, I alway miss to get screencaps of it!
And thank you guys so much <33 That means a lot to me! Mituna is a lot of fun but his quirk makes my head hurt so I always need to use it sparingly.

I KNOW, RIGHT, I'm legit shipping them at this point. They are the most adorable sex addicts! (I did try to get on Latula's good side, but as much as she smiles, she seems to be really fucking furious at him. He apparently sneaked into the girl's locker room at one point AND SHE DOES NOT FORGIVE.)
And I agree, their animations are a fucking gift! (Ahhh, please don't tag them though, sweet Jesse. I'm ridiculously intimidated by them, especially when it comes to my unironic Mituna porn roleplay ;_;
#winkwonk more like weeniewonk)