shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

dick chasing is an honorable pursuit

 

dont be transphobic

2 tru but not blu dik
if his dik's blu does that mean he's got blue balls 5 ever?

 

*grins* I'm not disputing that.

*rolls his eyes* Did you miss where I said "99% of the time," Mickey Mouse? As in, most of the time princes have dicks, but not all the time?

 

oh for sure dude
im pretty sure you cant jack off if youre an ai you just gotta
sit
contemplate your life choices
if you want technicolor wang though id hit up a troll
although the blue guy is kinda gross so maybe blue dick is just cursed in its entirety
sad

 

*grins* Sorry, but you two just have to face the fact that Blue Team is best team! There's no way 'round it, we're just the best, and all you other guys can suck it!

 

*Floats forward, turns right side up, mask opening up to show teeth much like this*

Don't fucking call me that, shit-tit.

*And everything's back to normal! The bonuses of being dead*

Yea, tho I bet it's a good nightlight... Troll, think I read somethin about trolls that have neat dicks

Red or Ded... Jokin', Blue is a good color

 

I can't believe you derive pleasure out of mocking orphans. What's next, gonna go kick Oliver Twist and steal Tiny Tim's critch?

[He sounds about as emotionally affect as if he were talking about the weather. Less, even.]

 

yeah unno if youve seen em around but the grey dudes with the yellow orangey horns and way too many fuckin fangs for comfort
prolly not the same trolls you read that sweet sweet hentai about but who knows

 

*winces*

Yeah, it is. Green's my actual favourite, but... there never was a Green Team of sim troopers, so... Blue Team it is.

... what the hell is a critch? A crutch-bitch combo? A crutch that sucks?

 

"Nah, Cereuti dick works just fine, which is probably why they practically run the galaxy in Dimension 25." Lissa yawns, oblivious to the Church-and-Jack show but fairly confident that blue dick has to work when there are so goddamn many Cereuti and they are fucking everywhere, commodifying everything they can get their paws on.

 

"Aw, poor bb," says Lissa. "That's too bad, in the galaxy I came from they could fix it permanently. But I don't ever go back there because too many people want me dead for falling in love with my target and quitting my job."

 

just cause it works dont mean it aint cursed
would it be worth associating with a cerupee to get that dick and ride it like you stole it
if the answer is no then the dong is cursed and the point still stands
blue dick is universally disappointing

 

*puzzled* ... got who blue?

... me?

You know that I already have all the blue dick I want, right? Or... well... I will, if me and Jack get that far. And I have no fucking idea where you put your dick, and no actual desire to find out.

 

"No idea, the only Cereuti I ever fucked was a girl." Lissa shrugs. "Some of them are good people. It's just that the Conglomerate is a fucking plague and they're an invasive as fuck species."

 

Fuck off!

 

"That. That is why people are ragging on you. You haven't even got the D yet."

 

Not from you!

... and what, you think that'll help me get it faster?