shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-funny how he suddenly needs to reboot his vox very loudly just then isn't it Beacon?-

 

Here, here!

[He raises his glass and just starts chugging this time. The rest of the conversation isn't that interesting to him, but Jordi wants to feel involved anyways.]

 

AN EXCELLENT POINT. I RETRACT MY STATEMENT

 

i think maybe as a space player youre better at wrapping your head around the idea like the ideas a fuckin maypole youre feelin festive
like i GET how time works in here which is to say time is a solid maybe here but space isnt my bag
i mean i sort of jive with how it works in conjunction to my sick ass aspect but
its deffo not my strong suit
so getting from point a to point c like fuckin meg murry without all the shit in the middle? not somethin i see myself being able to just
do

 

[He could easily get distracted with this again but he isn't quite that rude while conversations are happening so he just settles in with his arms loosely around Pillage and his chin resting between his antennae]

Is it at all possible to please stop talking about the particulars of interface or would you overheat and melt?
[His snappish grumble lacks the bite, as usual while he is cuddling his boyfriend]

Oh yes absolutely-

(Hush you, I've gotten better about that)

Anyways what I was saying that of course that's not particularly good. Though some people could probably also stand to not assume everyone has the same appetites as them. I can do without people assuming people who don't have interface are necessarily denying themselves anything. It's like the difference between plain energon, engex and energon-candies. Some people prefer one over the others and it's not self-denial when that someone likes plain things more than candy.

 

"Well hey. If you get how time works at all, you're doing better than I am. I really don't even know how old I am, any more, and neither does the other one, although I think he's probably lived longer than me." Ford grins. "I mean there was the time I was in that one dimension where everything seemed to be progressing in the normal direction through time but I was younger when I left than when I entered."

 

"I'm not sure how that was particular?" Lissa smiles her most endearing smile. "But no, I'd be an idiot if I thought everyone had the same interface appetites I do because it's clearly not even remotely true. Plus, I hate candy."

 

*Sniffs the air* Ugh... Smell that stupid liquid.

 

Missha smells...Omega! He jumps off the people and the couch and trots over to greet the other wolf.

 

i got the ILLEST clock in my head my man
like i mean i kinda got time innately before i died too but now its like tick tick bitch what time is it its dave time always because i measure that shit more precisely than any watch ever could
i am balls deep in the flow of time
i know that fucker in and out
being here or in the dreambubbles is weird as fuck for exactly that reason cause this place has its own time so its like
lookin at an unfocused lens
but youre not looking its in your brain

 

*He might be in human shape but that doesn't stop him from leaning forward to cheerfully sniff as he crouches on all fours* Hello friend!

 

What is it the kids say these days, 'similar headgarment'? Yeah, that. Fuck candy.

Well, the technical name is 'alcohol' not 'stupid liquid' but the practical effects are basically the same, so you're right on the money. Want a drink?

 

No. It doesn't do anything to me anyway. *Sniffs* Why are you in a suit? You smell like death.

 

"Our daughter decided she's not interested in sex," Ford says, "and that's fine, because it's what she wants, or in this case doesn't want. She isn't sure if that's 'for now' or 'forever' and that's just fine, too. Her mother is from a longer-lived species than I am and I have no idea if that impacts things, but if she never wants to have sex in her life, I'm okay with that. Jezebel has lots of other things she likes to do and she has plenty of friends. I get a little more concerned about it when it seems to be imposed from outside, you understand."

 

I'm in a suit because I'm a goddamn professional, and someone needs to treat the industry with the respect it deserves. Doesn't do anything for me either, not until I'm ass-deep in bottles, but it's still fun to drink.

Why are you naked? Good way to get your goolies shot off.

 

It never does anything to me. I'm naked because that's natural and also-- *Shifts into his wolf shape quickly, baring his teeth at Jordi. Bad man. Bad.*

 

Missha sniffs back. The shape change is confusing, but he knows his friends by smell. Does Omega want to play?

 

Missha also turns toward Jordi, body lowered, ears back, and hackles raised. This guy was upsetting Lissa earlier, and now he's upsetting Omega. This is Not Good.

 

Lissa frowns. "What's up, you two?"

 

Gwendolyn thinks it might be a good time to see if she left any tennis balls in her backpack.

She did!