shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Yeah, probably. But still, we kinda know each other! I mean, we know our universe's doubles for each other. I mean, unless I'm not in your universe - or I'm dead, which would suck.

 

"Okay," says Ford, "I am sure he'll be here before long. I just hope the Joker doesn't follow him." He sighs. Of course they're real. "Also, my wife is not Catwoman. At least not since DC sent Stan the C&D for calling her that in the show that one summer."

 

*blushing intensifies*

*church doesn't need to be squinting at all to find that romantic*

I guess I'm just worth it. Somehow.

 

"Veggie or meat?"

 

[dave raises one eyebrow]

dude how have you not told literally every bad guy your id by now

[dave expressionlessly makes a circle with his pointer finger and thumb, and repeatedly thrusts the pointer finger of his other hand through it. you know the gesture]

 

You and me both, sweetheart.

[His voice is kind of dry. He shakes his head, grin plastering his face.]

You know, you're cute when you blush.

 

*smirks* I do know. You've told me. Multiple times.

*and he would be happy to told so many many many more times*

*it is the type of thing that doesn't degrade with repetition*

 

Yeah... that... wouldn't be very good.

Oh, okay, good to know! I will refrain from attempting to arrest her! [Robin salutes him, laughing.]

Well, I mean, I've never really been in a conversation with bad guys? I mean, sure I say stuff but usually it's just me giving sick one-liners while they get their butts kicked!

 

No you´re not dead. But you´re pretty different.

-ignores him loudly. There is Pizza.-

Both. -He´s a growing boy ok? He also Look a fair bit happier. Wolf gives Gwendolin a hopeful look-

 

The girls produce a stack of boxes. It's rude not to share and Jordi gave them drinks so obviously they should feed everyone.

It is all from the Reverse Falls Big Rico's and Lissa's favourite is included. There's definitely enough to share with all of the wolves, or if it's the ball he wants, Gwen will throw it.

 

well theyre definitely sick with something ill give you that

[his head snaps around towards pizza so fast it's a wonder it doesn't pop off]

 

"It's pizza time!" Alex yells over to Dave. "Come and eat!"

 

Oh? Really? What, am I like, a huge raging muscle head or something? Cause I gotta say that'd be pretty cool.

I'll have you know my one-liners are great! I've even gotten Batman to laugh at some of them! Batman!

[Robin puffs his chest out, giving his best-worst imitation of Batman.] Mr. "I don't laugh because I'm dark and brooding and have to be scary so villains will fear me, grr"!

 

Multiple times, huh? That in double digits yet?

[Jack smirks back.]

 

I dunno. Counting's hard when I'm that flustered.

 

Spoiler: mild nsfw

I know what else is hard when you're flustered.

[Jack howls with laughter. He thinks he's funny.]

 

*blushes*

... bow chicka wow wow.

*it's tucker's signature phrase and he honestly think it's kinda stupid - though it has grown on him a bit, simply 'cause of his friendship with tucker - but...*

*it's perfect here*

*or at least, the best thing he can come up with*

 

[Jack snorts, patting Church on the back.]

Nice one, casanova. I'm smitten.

[He says it fondly.]

 

... you can blame Tucker for that one. Well. Tucker, and me being a total dork who just can't keep his cool around you. Buuuut... mostly Tucker. Then again... if you genuinely thought it was a good line, all the credit for it is mine!

 

It wasn't the best line I've heard, but it wasn't the worst. You should hear the shit they've got to say about me at the Handsome Jack fanclub. It's honestly horrible.