shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

*grins* I bet I'm making them super green with envy right now. Super green.

... or. Well. I would be, if they knew anything about this place and me and us. But they don't, so... alas, I won't get to see their faces. Or lord this over them. Which is too bad. 'Cause damn, would that be fun!

 

Well, if Rhys was here you could. He's apparently captain of the Handsome Jack fanclub. Honestly I'm... still confused as to how I'm here and he's not, considering I fucking live inside his head, but whatever.

I'd love to see all their faces. But if I saw them, then they'd have met me, sooo... kinda defeats the purpose of lording me over them. You know, if they see me. 'Cause that'd just make their day. Or year. Or fucking life.

 

I used to live inside Carolina's head. And then Tucker's, right before I died. And yet, neither of them are in here, so... I guess this place doesn't care about that.

*smirks* But dating you, that's leagues beyond merely just seeing you, so... hah! You're wrong! I totally can lord you over them!

 

[Jack laughs.]

They'd probably try and rip you limb from limb, cupcake. As much as I'd love to see you doing it, I don't think the backlash is worth it.

 

*teasingly* Aaaaaw, you're wooorrrried about me!

 

Worried is a strong word.

[Jack snorts, crossing his arms. He's still got a smile on his face.]

 

*smirks* Not that strong a word.

 

Strong enough.

[Jack laughs.]

 

... well, whatever you'd call it, it's nice... nice knowing that you wanna protect me from a death at the hands of your raving fangirls.

 

*shakes his head* no, I can't hurt him. Not a werewolf just a wolf wolf.

 

[This is not his beautiful home. That over there in the Speedo is not his beautiful Robin.
He puts on his best Batman Frown (trademark pending) and clears his throat:]
Sooooo has anyone seen a brooding kid about yeah tall wearing similar colors to the boy wonder over there [He points at @Robin] but exuding an aura of disapproval that feels completely wrong coming from a preteen?

 

fuck yeah
what have you got
im not picky man ill eat everything
except anchovies
why are anchovies

its a pity laugh man
either that or the joke was so bad it broke his stone cold facade
youve broken batman dude
no refunds either this shit is straight up tragic

 

"We've got Lissa's favourite pizza with meat and extra meat," says Alex, "and also vegetarian pizza with all the veggies."

 

[dave takes a slice of each, turns one slice upside-down and sticks it on top of the other like a pizza sandwich. a pizzawich if you will]

now thats a pizza
need me a healthy balance of meat and green shit
twice as much crust sure but thats fine i can work with that

 

-Both wolf and Connor are very appreciative of pizza- Thanks, didn´t realize how hungry I was.

No, other you is good at technology. And tries to make new words.

-wolf comes over to sniff-

Nope, only that one. Does yours say stuff like "whelmed"?

 

[The jealous dog eyes coming from Batman are just wrong but man he wants Pizza so much right now. Pizzaaaaaa...]

Whelmed is a perfectly good word, we needed that in the english langua-
Oh. Oh my god.
[Well that is.... very awkward. Another clone? Time travel? Shit, he should probably call Tim, huh?]

 

"There is plenty of pizza," says Gwendolyn to Batman.

 

[being on the receiving end of a batstare....intimidating]

want my crust

 

!!
Don't mind if I help myself then!
[Good yes, he will just. take this out to escape the potential awkwardness of having to tell his bro about his Bestie being alive again. Yep. No Feelings, Only Pizza now.]

I mean not yours, I can get my own slice just fine.
[Yesssssssssss Meatlovers Pizza!! The Dark Knight Digs In]

 

Lissa sighs and relaxes. "Good, then." She opens the pizza box on her lap and digs in.