shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'll get you that nerd shit you like. Some Siska shit-- really though, Jimmy Siska? Couldn't you pick a better actor? Maybe some of that xenomorph shit too. I'll mail you a statue, you'll love it.

 

That's a very rude thing to say! To you, I mean.

 

We're cool, now I just gotta explain things at Wrench.

... Siska's the best but seriously? Shit man, I will totally take a sugar daddy. No fucking shame here.

 

He's mediocre at best and his last couple of movies have been absolutely shit. But if I sugar daddy for you, you'd better be hacking shit for me. It's a pain in my ass finding freelancers that can actually keep up with me.

 

psh yeah why not
hey guys just fucked a bug
a memior in five parts by dave strider
no but for real dude? im not gonna go back and relive the shit i been through
theres documentaries and shit over the stuff people care about its not like the world is gonna lose anything
plus im immortal future generations can just
ask me

 

I almost recommended Defalt but he's dead isn't he? I mean, maybe. Depends on what it is, but I'll try? Especially if it's one of those situations where we both have the same basic goal.

 

[Vector snorts.] I want to see you try that on Singularity Nexus, it would have been hilarious. Could've used a warning before he broke the damn cluster and us along with it, to be honest-- I swear, that one was a nut even before this iteration, could've let me do our actual job but nooo, he had to go be a hero... [Grandpa. Grandpa shhhh, no one cares about The Old Days.]

 

Yeah, he's hanging around here, got killed after some shit with Ray Kenney. Turns out that 'death traps' aren't super discriminating. It's why I don't bother with them.

[He lifts his glass in a salute.] I'll just hit you up next time I'm in town. Maybe email you some distance work, who knows. You're all about that hacktivist shit, I'm all about getting into corrupt corporations because someone's paying me to, it's a win-win.

 

Sure, yeah. And yeah, he tried to kill Ray. I try not to mention that Ray drinks with us here in San Fran when he's around. That would be a dick move, you know? Anyway, sure. I've got the 'being alive' thing over him and the 'more experience' at this point.

 

"Holy fuck you two survived." A Cereuti freelancer strides into the rave. She is wearing brightly coloured clothing and enough expensive jewellery set with rare stones to buy a small planet. "Stanford Pines and Valisseira Beijada, as I live and breathe."

 

Huh. Good to know. [No, he's not going to elaborate on that. Yes he's going to refill his glass.]

Got any nerdshit in particular you want? Xenomorph statue, sure, maybe something Siska if I can find something I'm willing to actually spend money on, but are you into Star Wars or anything? You want a fucking lightsaber?

 

Lissa runs to hug her. "Geth! Holy shit, Geth!" She tugs Angeth over to the party. "This is Angeth Obradin, she was our girlfriend for a while, she got us off Pennarion that one time, holy shit, and you got rich!"

"We've got lightsabres. Ford made them."

 

Spoiler: image

 

I want two. I like old hokey sci-fi too.

I WANT TO FIGHT WRENCH ON A ROOF WITH THEM. WINNER TAKES ALL. LOSER BUYS DINNER.

 

-headtilt, quietly amused and questioning click-click, twitching antennae from the giant bug robot-

 

Might have to try and find you. Doubt we're in the same universe, but I could use a couple of those.

You're adorable. Two lightsabers and a xenomorph statue, got it. And you'll help me out whenever I need to get into some fuckstupid geekhole with some jackass on the other side who acts like his pocket protector and quinoa diet are gonna save him somehow.

 

"You'd cut each other's arms off. No." Lissa stares at him. "They're not props, Marcus. Well, maybe here they can be."

 

Fuck, sure.

 

But moooooooom *Dramatically leans back on his chair.* Nah, you're right though. We just need to get those toy ones

 

I'm wearing it as Batman yeah, because legacy and stuff, but- Look, The Nightwing suit doesn't have a cape for a reason.

Hey, remind me again which one of us was crowned sexiest superhero? Mh?

You have no idea, seriously. Raised by the league of assassins is hard to top though.

Huh yeah I guess that makes sense. Any kind of craft your doppelgangers didn't do that you could conveniently take up?