shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Ah. Yeah, that'd be... pretty hard to beat, haha.

 

Heh. I figured, but... fanboys/girls/others would have just been way too awkward a phrasing for me to use there, you know...

 

Hmm, true. I wonder if there's an acronym for it? H.J.F.C? H.J.C? Eh, whatever.

We can just call them my bloodthirsty fans from hell.

 

[Vector is apparently done grumping about people no one else knows, and back to his cheerful self.] "Fans" is a neutral term, you know!

 

[THIS BIT WAS A MISTAKE. dave turns a little red]

i cant believe i have to spell this out
trolls
are bugs
karkat
is a troll

hell yeah dude thats why im diggin up statues
i got into it as a kid because it was like
i thought it was cool as hell back then too but it was weird enough that it was ironically super cool or whatever bullshit
anyway i like dead shit dino bones and turds and things
and i make music

 

[Mary Sue's Super Seekrit Mun is using her Uber Speshul Powarz to give everyone in the Rave party hats. I mean, unless the players don't want to, I guess. Happy page 666!]

 

*grins* I'm onboard with that.

 

ew, dave, gross! i didn't need to know that.

 

Look I know it sounds bad, but he's a good kid I promise. He just needs to... unlearn some tendencies.

Nice. I'm- well you could say I've always made my hobby my job kinda. Not that much free time these days.

 

-gravely, with a surprisingly straight face- You have good taste in mates.

 

Nice. I should have that become their official name. 'Handsome Jack's bloodthirsty fans from hell'. I'll get 'em a plaque and everything.

 

Yeah, yeah, I understand. Gotta learn to not, uh, kill people anymore, right? I don't think he's a bad guy or anything. Just... yeah, I understand.

 

*grins* I bet they'll just eat it right the fuck up. That they'll convince themselves it's ironic, even though it's really not.

 

[john. IT'S JOHN. dave is having a bit of a Moment]

my dude
my bro
my main man the light of my life
we have been boinking like rabbits for all four years on earth c
and you say this every time you remember that i laid claim to that sweet grey ass
one would think a dudes jealous
cant blame you really im hot shit

hell yes i do
the best taste
my palate is highly fucking refined

 

NOT REALLY.

 

You spend a lot of time holding civilians like you're on romance novel covers, that's why.

 

-amused clickclick- What type of bug is he?

((OOC note: just for a reminder Pillage is a cockroach. It's not as obvious in humanoid shape but if you know what cockroaches look like you can see it i imagine))

 

[In a high pitched, mocking tone.]

'He gave us a special sign and everything, Helen! He loves us!! We're his bloodthirsty little monsters. Of course, that's a joke! He means it on how we're always ready to fight for him!!'

[In his normal voice, dryly.]

They'd love it, I'm sure.

 

-greetingclick!- Are you his mate?

 

*laughs* And that's pretty much why I said "fangirls" earlier.