shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[deadpan.] yes dave, i'm the face of jealousy right now. i want to steal you away all for myself.

 

It was for comedic affect, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Helen among them.

 

[karkat clickclickclicks back at him, even though he still doesn't entirely Get insecticon communication]

UGH, YEAH. I'M HIS BOYFRIEND.

 

...troll...kind?
karkat what kind of bug are you

dude you gotta just resist temptation alluring though the strider schlong may be
im a married man we cant be having homoerotic dalliances now
if i come in for the bro hug will you read too much into it or is a tender embrace just the cure for your ills

 

Yeah. And it works 'cause there's a certain image of fangirls that is not really that much like that of fanboys, you know... Fangirls gush and scream and swoon at boy bands and gorgeous actors and shit. Fanboys argue about the specs of the Starship Enterprise. Two totally different steoreotypes, that invoke two totally different things.

And yeah sure, they're oversimplified and false, I know, but... they're also really convenient for getting the relevant imagery across.

 

Yeah that. And also to not be quite so... [He makes a very unhelpful explanatory gesture to encompass Damian Wayne's Everything]

It's because I am simply prettier than you, Hood. Face it.

 

-Pillage grooms his nonexistent mandibles and tips his head-
You seem like a good mate! He likes you a lot!

Most insectformers are a specific bug? Insecticons aren't but I'm not one of those. I'm a cockroach.

 

((Party hats are fine))

 

"You're the cutest cockroach I've ever seen." Lissa grins.

 

You might be prettier, but I'm pretty sure I could bench press you.

 

oh my god, just hug me already, you dipshit.

[john bends down and goes in to hug dave.]

 

-pleased chirrup noise- You are cute for an organic? -he sounds mildly doubtful, and a bit embarrased-

 

[Jack cackles.]

Yeah I get it. Even the 'fanboys' act like 'fangirls' in my club, though.

 

Lissa giggles. "Thank you!"

 

[Robin nods like he understands everything. He does not.]

 

[He's used to people running around in costumes, but Marcus is pretty sure that he doesn't recognize any of these guys. Maybe they're from further away than he's traveled.]

There wasn't a bar here last time I fell asleep. Is there tea back there?

 

*casts his gaze across jack's body in an exaggerated way, actually moving his head and not just his eyes*

*like, there is absolutely no doubt that he's taking in the view*

*grins*

I can see why.

 

[Jack strikes a dramatic, over the top pose and smirks.]

Liking what you see, sweetheart?

 

Don't you dare, Todd, I swear I will end you!
[This is said in the joking tone of a sibling who has already resigned to being benchpressed in the near future. NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES HE WILL REMAIN THE TWINK OF THE FAMILY]

[Dick grins at his younger self. He will udnerstand one day, no need to ruin the surprise. And the endless hours of fond frustration. And the endless hours of alarmed frustration. Being Damian's big bro is hard work.]

 

"Do you want some tea, dude?" Alex smiles. "I mean there isn't right now, but there can be."