shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

*He stands, picks up the collar and glances around for something to hang it on. Dang, nothing close by. Oh well, he didn't have to have it.* Mrrph *Gently hops his way down, only to be surprised by a little stick to hang his collar on appearing. The HELL is this place? Oh well, time to show off. He hangs the collar then carefully shoves his head in, and even more carefully backs himself off of the stick*

*Sits, lifts one paw and then bows his head as if he's bowing with a flourish. He'd change but unfortunately cats don't wear clothes.*

 

[john grunts as he's tackled, falling down hard on his ass. as used to karkat's fits as he is, he still always manages to get caught off guard. john giggle-snorts and puts his hands on karakat's shoulders.]

oh no! i've been slain! i bequeath all my possessions to dave, take good care of zillyhoo for me.

 

-it's a good thing people can't see under his mask because he might be having some feelings under there!-
A catcher, huh? You implying something there, bro?

 

Only that you have very strong arms and a secure grip~
[He grins, shamelessly, and bumps into Jason's shoulder. Though under all the playfulness he's aware of his brother deflecting. But that's okay. He will just keep needling him until he comes back into the loving embrace of the Wayne family. He jsut needs to keep putting a hand out. All will be well in the end.]

 

Lissa laughs. "Got this place all figured out, have you?"

 

Prrt! *Stands up to trot back over before noticing... The little stick is wobbling from him using it... Suddenly he bows down, butt wiggles, and tackles the thing. ATTACK*

 

"Aw, cutie!" Lissa grins. "You have the same name as a friend of mine, and you are just as cute."

 

the fuck am i supposed to do with zillyhoo
besides put it on the mantle as a particularly dangerous and obnoxious statement piece i guess
itll definitely make one hell of a statement at least
here there be clowns

 

[Dick looks over, suddenly all concern, all Batman]
Where are clowns?

 

in the fridge still probably
kinda fucked up to think about

 

[impassively:] THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH. I WILL SQUASH YOU BENEATH MY HEEL, YOU OVERGROWN BLUEBERRY

 

... I... don't actually want to know do I?
[WELL HERE'S TO HOPING THAT WHATEVER THIS IS ABOUT IT WON'T HAPPEN NEAR JASON.]

 

*Once he was done destroying The Thing he carefully sat up and shook himself out. Cute? No, not him!* Prrt~

*His attention is drawn by the swishing cape of the Dark Knight, crouches and starts stalking the cape.*

 

[Dick notices, because of course he notices. The one thing living with Damian has taught him is to expect cats without warning. Seriously, the boy has a single softspot and of course it has to come with claws attached.
Dick swishes his cape a bit more, biting back a smile.]

 

*Oh there go the butt wiggles, wiggle wiggle and-- Pounce! He totally beat that cloth up, and now it's in his mouth and he's trying to trot away with it proudly. Only to, well, reach the end of the cape and flop backward.*

Mreh! *Hops back up and slaps at it. HOW DARE YOU GOOD SIR!* Mrow mreh... *Angry slaps at the cape. HOW DARE.*

 

[Okay he just- he can't. He has to snicker.]
Keep trying and I'll give oyu Catwoman's number, I'm sre she could use such a ferocious little sidekick.

 

*Looks up, finally realizes who he's attacking. IT'S BATMAN! Hops up and starts rubbing against him.* Prrrt! Prrrrow~

 

Awwww hey little guy.
[He immediately kneels down to pet the cat because why the hell wouldn't he. This one's a lot better than the feral little murder machines Damian brings home. And he kind of loves those too. Even when they attempt to flay his feet.]

 

*Getting pettins by BAT MAN. Best Dream Ever.*

*Arches, rubs, then stands up and grabs the hand only to headbutt it. Promptly flops and rolls.* Miaaow~

 

"Probably not. We have learned, since the arrival of Her Inelegant Fishbutt, that clowns are just as murderous and awful as they look." Lissa scowls, even if she is having the most fun watching Cat!Marcus.