shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Escrima sticks actually, or my fists, but you can keep on being a smartass if that's how you're having fun on a sunday night.

Man, I sure hope so. He deserves someone who can actually help him deal with all the shit that's happened. Not sure if I can be that someone, but I'll try my damnedest.

 

"You're an illegal alien who practices Dark Magycks. Hugs are okayish sometimes. I can't really smell you."

 

Do you call them batsticks?

 

OH, THE HORRORTERRORS

[karkat shudders]

YEAH, THERE'S PROBABLY ONLY SO MANY TIMES YOU CAN GET MINDFUCKED BY THE TENTACULAR MASSES BEFORE EVENTUALLY THE FUCKERY STICKS. ROSE WAS GRIMDARK, BUT I NEVER SAW IT. SOUNDED PRETTY SIMILAR TO THAT, THOUGH

WE NEVER USED THEM TO TRAVEL, BUT FEFERI WAS DESENSITIZED TO ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE GL'BGOLYB, SO SHE GOT THEM TO MAKE THE DREAMBUBBLES

 

.... no. I call them escrima sticks. They don't really go with the Batman stuff anyways so I don't use them much anymore.

 

Gotta keep the branding!

 

Built in, yeah.

-he's slightly uncomfortable but he puts a hand on Dick's shoulder in silent support-

 

Lissa giggles. "Well, let me know if now is a good time or not, or else I'll just go back to Ford's lap, where I was before."

 

What else do you have?

 

Yeah that didn't work out.

Not right now, thanks.

 

In the helmet? Well, a remotely triggered explosive for if someone tries to mess with it, for one.

 

Obviously. What about a computer?

 

"Clover, this is one of my best friends, Angeth Obradin. She saved our asses couple times before we went back to Ford's Earth."

"Wouldn't that blow your head off?"

 

Well the sticks go with my other vigilante identity, so, nah.

[He smiles, like he's just been given a dear present by Jason.]
Thanks.

That. That kind of shit is why meeting you is always alarming.

 

But that makes sense! He never said how big of an explosion it'd be.

-She considers Chroma.-

Although...

 

Look, kid. You're funny but I don't know you. Not gonna give you a run down of my capabilities and weaknesses. That'd be stupid. The mask is useful for a lot of things and that's the most I'm gonna say.

People like to take it off first thing they can. Like to see the face. They're predictable that way.

Like you didn't pick up anything like that from him.

 

Yeah, it's Gethany but weird. I gotcha!

-She gives an okay sign.-

 

-She rolls her eyes.-

Wow, you actually held out telling me to shut up for longer than I expected. But I'm not from where you're from. I don't even know Batman. And I don't remember stuff from here.

 

Sounds like something an incompetent supervillain would say if they trapped me in their own little pocket dimension to pick my brain.

 

Yeah, there goes my thrilling plan to hack your fetish helmet.

Spoiler: gif