shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Oh it's big enough to really scare people for his health, trust me.

Not that bad.
[Suits that taze people when they try to take them off him and wearing a painted mask underneath his mask are nothing in comparison to actual life explosives right near the head.]

Trapped us both you mean and if that's the case where are all the righteous redheads to seduce me? No supervillain can be that inept.
[He gives a cheeky grin.]
All the other righteous redheads I mean.

 

Why doesn't he make it so it can't go off if the helmet is too close to his suit? That's what I'd make Chroma do.

 

... I actually have no idea if he has something like that installed. Hood, do oyu have something liek that installed?
please say yes.

 

Better luck next time.
-the helmet somehow seems to convey that he's smirking-

-places a hand to his chest and poses like the heroine on a romance novel cover-
Why, Batman, I had no idea you felt that way about me! Alas, it's not to be. My heart belongs to another.

Wouldn't do much good if I blew myself up, would it?

 

Duude I am honored to get scritches from the great Batman.

Nah shh! It's cool!

Excuse me, I don't Homestuck.

 

See, you're not an idiot!

 

[He snickers, arm sneaking around Jason's waist for a stealth hug. He's nothing if not an opportunist.]
Oh really now?

[The relief is very visible.]
Look sometimes I don't even know anymore with you.

Well in that case, I'm happy to help out any time.

 

...I guess.
;_;

Aw, dude, I should've realized it was you... somehow.... as a cat... alright, it's weird, nevermind.
>_>

BUT EITHER WAY my fat mouth should've stayed shut.
>_<

 

oh shit is it time for my great existential crisis
someone get the smelling salts
i fucking knew my life was a movie
what sick bastard came up with this shit

 

Who's the kid begging for a bullet?

[Jordi wasn't here, but now he is. Apparently, his presence is temporary and mutable.]

 

Would telling you, like, break some cosmic rules?

 

Holy shit, Jordi! That's Wrench. Please don't hurt him, he's my friend and also I scared him on accident?

 

98% sure he means me.

 

dude i break cosmic rules for shiggles you GOTTA tell me
my balls are so fucking blue right now dude i need that sweet release

 

Eh, I'd pop you both off for annoying me, honestly. Maybe for looking funny too. White kids are annoying, but not as annoying as the people who use 'white kids' as a justification for shit.

 

Well, I'd pop-- what's his name, Wrench?-- I'd pop him off at least. Not Marcus. Gotta keep my main squeeze around.

 

Why do you think I'm only so annoying in a place where literally nobody can hurt me for it?

-She looks smug at the life hack.-

 

His name is Andrew Hussie and I'm sure you could look him up in here, or see a picture.

*It seems that the mun in question may have skimmed and is also one drink down* UHH Well, you're not Wrench so I can't use my veto on you.

I mean, that's a way to put it you ass.

 

I don't fucking know your life. I assume you're equally annoying when you're awake, but no one's willing to tell you about it because your precious fee-fees or whatever. Am I using that right? 'Fee-fees'?

It goes in your ass, actually, but close enough.

 

-he's adopted a truly horrendous falsetto and Southern accent-
Oh yes. I am forever devoted to the streets of Gotham and I shall never be swayed from her charms.