shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"It's all good," Lissa says. "Roxanne and I had so much fun terrorising the PTA, when she and Danny were still married and she lived in town. They said we were drunken sluts and unfit to be mothers. They don't say that any more though."

 

I mean it's probbaly because the stories you know are about the other Batman.
[He catches himself very barely from saying the real batman. That'd be awkward.]
I'm his successor.

[Speaking of handholding, he grabs Jason's and attempts a throw.]

 

-Welp, he's on the ground now, but he's not out. He tries to break Dick's footing with his legs to get him down too-

 

[He dodges by hopping over the swipe and backwards into a one handed handstand like the show-off brat he is.]

 

im gonna have a stroke
yeah my moms name is roxy this is fucking wild
dont know a danny though unless bros name was different from dirks which would i guess be about as weird as anything else
i wasnt around her when she was like full momlonde mode tho i just know her from hot teen onward
teen
not hot which isnt to say shes not a looker
oh jesus christ

 

-he rolls back onto his feet and tries to barrel into Dick-

 

[Aaaaaand the cape has him off balance enough that he can't dodge in time.]
Oof-
[Time for wrestling!]

 

"No, Danny's my dad and Roxanne is my mom," Gwendolyn says, coming back, her perfect decorum in place.

 

-he immediately goes for the cape and tries to restrict Dick's movement with it-

 

Lissa giggles in a very undignified manner and waggles her eyebrows at him.

 

I have been known to humankind and engage in a canoodle or two.
^_~

Now THIS fine lady knows what's up!
^_^
^_~

 

OH
well that clears up one layer of weird

 

[A slightly muffled yelp, but he manages to get at the release-mechanisms for the cape and get loose again. in retaliation he grabs Jason's jacket.]

 

-fake scandalized gasp-
You mean... You take off the mask?

-he leans into the grip and grabs a smoke bomb from a jacket pocket - not harmful, but he's wearing an air filter and Dick isn't and this close it should make him cough-

 

Well I didn't say THAT.
>_>

 

[It would indeed make him cough but Dick is dodging backwards out of range as fast as he can push himself off.]
That's cheating!

 

Nice to see someone around here understands opsec.

Can't cheat if you didn't set rules!

 

Cameras are everywhere!
^_~

And with ctOS trying to expose us all like a very persistent voyeur, you gotta mask your biometrics however you can!
^_^
@_@

 

Fucking hell, Todd, you're gonna waste a perfectly good smokebomb on a playfight? Did you rob a bank or something?

 

I don't know what the hell ctOS is, but I'll salute you on that camera thing.

-he seems confused-
No, I make them at home on a hot plate, like a normal person. And what did I just say about opsec?