shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Ughhhhhh. Yeah. I guess we could do one of those online sessions, but it's not the fucking same without the figurines and shit.

 

Yeah, yeah I know. *snorts* We could just go down there and drop by like Vegas or something. I'm sure you've got shit to do down there, right? Totally? A job? I could see that. I totally don't just want to go to Vegas or anything.

 

Ford shrugs. "I can easily believe that he's adapted well to every new dimension he's been in. But unless you have ever been trapped in qliphotic Flatland by your weepy but no less implacable evil ex, or had to let Azathoth be your co-pilot like Angeth did, you are just as ignorant about our universes as the rest of us are about yours."

 

thats fair
i guess i might have been shaking my ass towards anyone who might offer like hey looking for some hot death in your area

is it murder if its consensual

 

You know, if you want me to take you to Vegas, all you gotta do is ask. I can afford the trip.

You want the legal or the moral answer?

 

"I hate Vegas." Lissa makes a face. "Everything smells like cigarettes. Stan goes there all the damn time. He's not allowed to hug me when he gets home till he's taken a shower and changed everything, even his shoes."

 

I mean... yeah I know...

That's fair, it'll probably bother me more than it did last time I was there but... I don't know, I just love all the exhibits and different things there! It's a blast, also the alcohol. Fuck yes, gettin' krunk kind of place!

 

Only the shit casinos, sweetcheeks. Most of the higher end ones have changed all the carpeting and banned smoking. Sort of a shitshow, really, but hey, what are you going to do, right?

So you gonna ask or what? [He's got a shit-eating grin now. Smug motherfucker.]

 

*Frowns at him. Smug asshole.* I mean... Fuck, man, it's hard for me to ask for shit. You know that. I'd like to go to Vegas, if you've got time.

 

Good enough for me. I'll figure something out, I've got a couple jobs down in the southwest, so we'll see if we can't get down there between them.

 

[Despite the heavily armored cowl the impression of raising an eyebrow is still there]
Sounds like equal parts drug induced nightmare and reality bender problems, but youve already made it very clear you don't give a rat's ass about my opinion on these things, however qualified, I mean it's not like I was literally raised into this business from 12 years old up or anything.

It's still killing, so you'll have to try your luck elsewhere.

 

Yesss! *Fist pumps with his free hand*

*Glances over at the rest of the rave before frowning* Guess I shouldn't get involved in that... Not that you'd fucking let me

 

Sure wouldn't. What do you want to do in Vegas? Slots? Poker? Stripclubs? Drinking, obviously, but there's this whole party thing at the pools that's a whole thing too. Shows? You want to watch people do backflips and shit in weird facepaint?

[Possessive handhold now.]

 

*Look what you did Marcus, you got yourself damn well stuck.*

Eh, slots might be fun? Might be fun just to watch you intimidate the shit out of people at the poker tables. I would like to swim, and they've got this exhibit where they made a bunch of people's bodies all preserved and made of plastic or some shit. Uh... Yeah, shows too.

 

OH YEAH, I BUY THAT. ANYWAY, AT THIS POINT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ACCESSORY, SO--

[STAAAAARES]

 

it was mostly a rhetorical question but i figure everybodys got a slightly different answer for that particular question
someones gonna be like um yes obviously because youre still offing someone
someone else is going to be like clearly its not murder because they want it
etc etc

thats fair enough
pretty sure if anyones morals are supposed to be all ironclad or whatever its the batman

well
hmm
this is ill admit not exactly how i wanted you to hear about my afterlife solicitations
but i guess thats kind of how these things go usually
its not like itd be permanent

 

And that'd be the business of what, mapping exactly how immaterial planes react to a battle of wills? And that's twelve years to... slag, you can't be more than in your forties, can you?

[Completely unhelpful Literal Interdimensional Demigod is just gonna popcorn.gif over here. He's got an actual box of popcorn, sized up appropriately and everything.]

 

... Shit do I look that old? Alfie said the moisturizer was actually working too.
[Right he will just take that out and observe the magic using supervillains from a distance. He hates it when Jason is right.]

 

[Amused:] I'm only vaguely familiar with human age progression, bitlet, and it's at a bit of a remove anyway since this me hasn't actually interacted with any humans in a physical plane, just here and the odd interdimensional wanderer who thinks popping into our neck of the woods is a good idea. The Primax Alpha streams do have a good human survival rate, I'll give them that...

 

Just don't go on a rampage on my earth and we don't have a problem. People who come visit you are deciding on that on their own after all.