shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

No, not like the Velocitronians. I draw energy from the universe itself. Viktor could probably explain how.

-That earns him an extra noogie.- Watch me.

 

-you have summoned a science kitten! Unicron gets a noof of couse and a big curious kitten stare.- Well, can you? What happen if you eat a name?

 

[He takes that cube and eats it whole as well.]
So you are still needlessly overdramatic, Tross.

[Unicron barks a laugh] I am incapable of causing you harm, you can rest easy.

An interesting question. I am unsure actually. I may be able to? I wonder how this would be tested.

 

"I'm pretty sure you can, in some dimensions," says Ford. "It wouldn't be good for whoever the name belonged to, though."

 

"They do it to the Faceless Ones," says Lissa. "Feed their names to the Mother of Time. Then they have no emotions--not like Jordi, I mean nothing at all--and no desires and no attachments. And no faces. And they can become invisible at will, and come out of the dimensional interstitium through corners and crossroads."

 

[Confused blink] Beg your pardon, but what? How? [Does she need another wall around her?]

 

-Long stare- You would know, uncle dearest.

 

Stan shudders. "Never before have I been so glad that nobody you're related to back home has any idea where you are."

 

[That is not making her rest easy, though she peers around her wall again] Maybe not here, but I'll have to wake up at some point so I assume it'd be best to be very safe and very polite and would you like another cube?

 

Unicron!
-Jetski bounces up to the personification of Destruction, hops up onto his tiptoes and kisses him. On the mouth-

 

I am a Prime. The universe sustains me because I am a part of it.

 

[Undertow.exe has stopped working and is rebooting in safe mode behind her wall, having ssat down very heavily and pulling up a lot more walls around herself]

 

...Oh, Undertow?? Undertow, are you okay...?

 

The summoning at least should be easy enough. Name-eating I'm not sure, especially taking ethics into consideration.

Our sparks absorb ambient radiation, probably something to do with Big Brassy over there's-- [he tips his chin towards Unicron--] influence in our creation. Not near enough to pose any danger to mortals unless you were to actively try to throw yourself into one of our spark chambers, and if you're doing that you have bigger problems anyway.

 

No, No I am not, what is wrong with you??? [She's perhaps getting a bit shrill at the end but what the fuck is going on, Jetski's supposed to be safe not... not whatever the fuck is happening here, this is not ok, she'd trying to make herself smaller and woops look at that there's now pits in front of her walls like a simple attempt to build herself a castle]

[Screeching fan noises that sound really really unhealthy, like something is seriously glitching out] You- what- y- NO.

 

...'Tow? I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to upset you!!!

 

Well, find someones name and eat it?

How do you know? Who says itßs the same here as in those universes? Or when Unicron does it?

Why would not having a name hurt someone? Can´t you just give them a new one?

 

[Eyebrows go wAY UP. "Kissing Unicron" was a euphemism for 'has a death wish' for a reason, this is new!]

[Yes! A Distraction! Good!] "No" what, no we can't sustain ourselves without fuel? No we weren't forged from our predecessors' corpses and shreds of the Unmaker? You'll have to be a bit more specific if you want me to answer your questions, bitlet.

 

It's possible, in eating the concept of someone's name, you might render them completely unnameable, and somehow I'm not sure we'd be able to find enough volunteers for a good test group or six given that hypothesis.

 

-raises hand-