shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[He scritches kitten ears while this mystery is being talked about.]

That does sound like something me and mine may be capable of given some time to figure out how. Being part of my court is not always as nice as it is for those born into it. If someone wishes to join the destroyer's side despite their spark being of creation and light, then precautions and changes have to be made.

Oh certainly. If you find a willing test subject I would be agreeable to try however.

I am merely sitting, hardly anything dramatic about it.
[He grins]

If you wish to feed me, you may do so, child.

[He catches him in a hug and kisses back, smiling.] Hello, Jetski.

 

Thank you, that's one whole subject, does repeatability mean nothing to you? Statistical rigor?

[Vector's eyebrows are now, thanks to dreamspace abilities, entirely off his face.]

 

"I know because I've been to universes where you hear people talking about it, and also because my wife just told us. And nobody says it's the same between universes," says Ford. "But there are an awful lot of stories in a lot of different worlds and cultures about how names are important. In sorcery, to know a being's true name can give you an immense amount of power over that being. So most of the potential sequelae I can imagine from having someone like Unicron eat and/or otherwise destroy one's name are bad. Naming a thing, in some traditions, brings it into existence. So un-naming things might destroy them, or even the very idea of them."

 

[Is she sparking? She's sparking and quite profusely so, clearly the amount of confused, afraid and shocked are just too much and gotta go somewhere and Vector's not gonna get any specifics out of her for a while]

 

I mean, I work on favors too. Plenty of people owe me plenty of shit. A favor'll get you way farther than a fat wad of cash some places, and they work even better when all the people who owe you a favor know what'll happen if they go back on their word. I like favors.

[He sips at his drink.] But yeah, get your crazy dimension shit figured out before you call. I dunno how well this whole I-Am-Legion thing I've got going with myself is gonna work in universes that I don't nominally exist in.

[He lifts his glass to her and grins.] Hey, I've never said I have no emotions. I've got: outrage, passion, transcendent joy, art, and umami, the fifth emotion.

 

-deeply unimpressed stare- You are also discussion devouring someone´s name.

-Oh no, they broke the mortal!- Vektor? -looks helpless. Look, his job is punching things not comforting!-

 

-he snuggles up tight and peppers Unicron's face with more little kisses- <3

-friendly wave to Vector-

-intense sadface. He knows better than to go and try and comfort her though, considering he at least partly caused this-

 

Lissa stiffens. "Please don't," she says in a very small voice. "Transitions...changes..." Her throat wants to close up and she wants to set the rave on fire and she can't and she won't and no-- "The Faceless Ones aren't people any more, not really...they don't feel, they don't want, they don't need...they don't care..."

She swallows. "imnotevensuretheycanthink--"

 

I helped him discover that one *He says laying his head on Jordi's knee*

 

That rather depends on whether you actually travel between universes naturally. It's a good deal easier to get somewhere new when you already know how to walk, hm?

 

[Well that's all very exciting and a lot is happening now. He is too tired for this much emotions. He elects to sit here with Jetski on his lap and... try not to snap at anyone. Yeah. At least Jetski kisses make everythign better and he can wholly focus on that.]

[He gives her a long, long look.]
It is the price for those who wish to abuse the powers I was given to complete my task for their own selfish ends.

 

[Equally helpless look. Comforting he can do, sometimes, but he doesn't even know what's upset the mortal!]

[Wave to a different mortal instead, that'll help anything.]

 

Umami? Yeah, that was you. I had to drop my emotion of 'walking into a Walmart on Black Friday' for it, but it was worth it. [Gentle head pets.]

Uh, don't think so. This place doesn't count. It's more like déjà vu but not-- I just am, and I know who I am, so I am what I am. Christ, that sounds fucking pretentious. I need another drink.

[He makes himself another drink.]

 

x

-ear rub- That might be a problem.

Look, we got one!

-soft purrs-

So, they probably wouldn´t just vanish?

We got one! -excited science kitten-

Vector Prime, post: 637828, member: 2267"]It's possible, in eating the concept of someone's name, you might render them completely unnameable, and somehow I'm not sure we'd be able to find enough volunteers for a good test group or six given that hypothesis.[/QUOTE]
We can collect more I´m sure! it´s alright if they´re volunteers!

Thaaat doesn´t sound so good.

 

-Jetski settles onto his lap like he belongs there and claims his hand for holding and extra kisses-

 

I dunno, 'm just not bothered by the idea of not existing any more.

 

-concerned noofs-

 

Walmart's kind of awful though

 

Catte.exe has stopped responding.

She hasn't talked about this. Because you don't.

She will never be able to live with herself if Unicron got the idea from her.

 

[Aaand Jetski's getting himself removed from the 'safe people' list right now. Where the hell is Stentato, Sten's safe and he wouldn't do stuff like that and oh woops the walled in section of dreamspace is willing up with water now because clearly being underwater will make her feel better at least]