shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

They're helpful, especially when there's a sniper. You know how that is.

 

[He snickers.] What, still mad I keep shooting them?

 

A little. Especially when I'm helping you.

 

Hey, at least I don't shoot them with bullets anymore.

 

Ford snorts. "Well. It's not an accurate description of our relationship." He looks down at Lissa with kind of a stupid grin, shaking his head.

 

Lissa's ears twitch, and she stretches a little, then sits up. Time for a second round of sushi, for sure. "No wonder I'm not attracted to you, no offence, Jordi. We'd be completely and utterly incompatible. You have to have just been fucking with me when you acted like you thought I was hitting on you because you cannot possibly ever have not known this." She's grinning.

"And it did fuck with my head, because I couldn't believe you were saying those things. Men who actually try to dominate me are almost universally stupid as fuck, and even when you're being King Asshole, you're just not that stupid."

She laughs. "I don't always give a whole lot of orders, but I like to know they won't be ignored. 'M not a pet."

She eats another piece of sushi. "Wouldn't be very good at it."

 

Yeah you just bullseye the camera with paint balls

Meanwhile I like giving orders sometimes but mostly I want to make my partner happy no matter what

 

"You say that like I don't, sweetie." Lissa grins at Marcus. "It's just I only get turned on by people who fucking adore me, or at least some aspect of me, and think it's a privilege to get made happy by me..."

She pauses before taking another piece of fish. "There's a thing I'm now wondering about, but it'd be rude to discuss it here, and it's actually none of my business. It's just something I really can't picture." She shrugs. "You really are incredibly sweet, you know that?"

 

[Nope still not looking good] That doesn't make sense? [How can you not 'try to do anything dangerous when hanging around with deities? Especially that particular one. This is all very confusing for her, thanks, what with the multiple universes and if that's the thing then how can she even be sure that this is her Stentato instead of someone she'd never met before just playing with her?]

 

-Mara suddenly appears directly in front of Joseph, wearing a massive chef hat of questionable shape, and a large pink apron that reads "Kiss the chef."-
I, Mara, The Evil One, am also known for cooking a dastardly evil serving of takoyaki! The "secret sauce" is not of this plane of existence! Gwahahahaha!

-Mara then thrusts several suspiciously green takoyaki dishes about the rave, laughing maniacally to itself.-

 

A catte is confuse.

"What the ever loving fucking fuck is that?"

 

Stan doesn't even blink. "I believe that's a penis riding a tricycle."

 

I mean-

What can I do to make you feel better, Tow?

 

[She puts a hand over her face, trying not to start sparking again.] i don't know. Everything's confusing. [She kind of feels like just going for a dive somrwhere. It'd be nice and quiet and she knows how to handle underwater things, it's simple

 

Well! That's not what I meant. I mean, to be real about it Jordi is kind of an exception and not the rule for me.

It appears to be an anime.

 

Why the hell does it think anyone here is stupid enough to eat weird-looking food from a stranger?

 

Because most of the time here if you don't believe something is dangerous, it's not. Plays merry hell with paranoiacs, unfortunately, but...

 

Spoiler: Image

 

Spoiler: video

 

-the helmet looks suspiciously up at Vector-
Now I know you have to be a supervillain. Only supervillains use creepy puppets to make a point.