shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Are you trying to make a furry joke?

*squints at the dog. It nodded at him. Focuses on Jordi, which seems to help actually.* Because you are not one, and I take offense to you making furry jokes.

 

-Archive arrives more quietly, fading into the background.-

W-well... I can make friends.

 

Hey!! Good to see you again!!!!

You can and I'm so proud of you for doing it!!!

[She launches herself up into Archive's arms at mach speed.]

 

What, am I fucking culturally appropriating furry jokes? Do I have to make a fursona before I can make a crack about them? Because I'll do it. I'll make a goddamn dragonsona and beat up all the other furries who aren't cool like me.

 

My Wrench hasn't ever been here, to my knowledge. You'd know I think, for one he's not scared of all animals he just dislikes a majority of them and doesn't uh... Well, to put it simply, he can't deal with dogs. That's about it, a cat would not have scared him.

 

You do. You're half way there by fucking a furry.

 

-She pets Index absentmindedly.-

It's kind of, um, accidentally pressure from you.

 

Aw!! Should I calm down a little? I don't want to push you where you aren't ready, but I like seeing you happy!

[She wraps her arms tight around wife's neck.]

 

If I'm half-furry, doesn't that mean I can make the jokes then? I'm like... partially assimilated or whatever.

 

No, it's fine! Some things feel like pressure, but it doesn't feel like pressure, so I can handle it.

-She kisses Index's cheeks.-

I was thinking, um... do you miss performing?

 

I do! Do you want to perform? I know there's a few musical groups on the ship, maybe one of them would let us join!

[She beams.]

 

Nope, full furry or no jokes for you. *Nuzzles*

 

I don't know if I want to, yet, um. But I want to look into it.

 

[She squeeze-hugs Archive's head and floods their bond with excitement.] Then we can do that! Even if we don't find a group to perform with, it'll be good to know who else is on the ship, right?

 

Right. We could always just do duets, haha.

 

Yeah! It'll be good to practice in a big space again too!

 

[The enthusiasm is just adorable he can't help but smile] Good to see you, too.

I didn't know that you two played instruments? [His wings go up slowly, interested but at the same time he doesn't want to intrude especially since Archive is so shy. But also, they're friendly and urgh, choices. Being social is hard even if you really wanna be social]

 

Oh, yeah! Everyone on Caminus has something to do with the arts. We do music, mostly, though a lot of other people do things like dance or poetry or painting-- all sorts! Creating things is important, because we're Solus's children and ought to carry on her good works.

 

Well, um, I mostly sing. Index plays the harp and sings and even dances a little. We used to be in a choir in the main temple.

 

Yeah! We know so many songs, you don't even know. [She beams.]