Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Xavius

    Xavius Suit Monkey

    A-Today at 12:39 PM
    Next story: Fox News suspended due to sexual harassment allegations.
    V-Today at 12:39 PM
    it grabbed a rabbit by the ears
    A-Today at 12:40 PM
    they can swap out its timeslot with something wholesome
    like the cosby show
    wait
    shit
     
    Last edited: Aug 6, 2017
    Xavius, Aug 6, 2017 at 12:41 PM
    #8221
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  2. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Aug 6, 2017 at 12:46 PM
    #8222
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  3. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Aug 6, 2017 at 1:37 PM
    #8223
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  4. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, Aug 6, 2017 at 1:54 PM
    #8224
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  5. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

     
    cleverThylacine, Aug 6, 2017 at 5:00 PM
    #8225
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  6. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

     
    NevermorePoe, Aug 6, 2017 at 5:05 PM
    #8226
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  7. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

     
    shmeed, Aug 6, 2017 at 7:45 PM
    #8227
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  8. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    From a real convo my parents had one year for valentines day, meant completely unthreateningly
     
    Deresto, Aug 6, 2017 at 8:40 PM
    #8228
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  9. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Aug 7, 2017 at 7:25 AM
    #8229
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Friend is rereading HP in French, and the word for "wand" is "baguette" and the word for "lightning bolt" is "eclair."
     
    Last edited: Aug 7, 2017
    LadyNighteyes, Aug 7, 2017 at 10:04 AM
    #8230
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  11. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    A circles jerk is when you beat off to geometry.
     
    Wormwitch, Aug 7, 2017 at 10:14 AM
    #8231
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  12. the author speaks

    the author speaks [WT/18+] Mage of Space Stanford F. Pines, PhD

    *so much witnessing*
     
    the author speaks, Aug 7, 2017 at 11:16 AM
    #8232
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  13. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

     
    Wingyl, Aug 7, 2017 at 3:53 PM
    #8233
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  14. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    Nick: "I really hate Orochi" [group from secret world, not some 8-headed monster]
    [friend]: "Me too, walking around with 8 heads like he has somewhere to be"
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Aug 7, 2017 at 10:36 PM
    #8234
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  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Aug 8, 2017 at 12:02 AM
    #8235
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  16. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Aug 8, 2017 at 12:33 AM
    #8236
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  17. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    [​IMG]

    merr homestuck page
     
    swirlingflight, Aug 8, 2017 at 9:31 AM
    #8237
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  18. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    “How do you punch a bird? Answer quickly please!”
     
    Wingyl, Aug 8, 2017 at 5:54 PM
    #8238
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  19. Xavius

    Xavius Suit Monkey

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    Xavius, Aug 8, 2017 at 6:12 PM
    #8239
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  20. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

     
    Technicality, Aug 8, 2017 at 6:58 PM
    #8240
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