The Adventures of COVFEFE

>Tweet about how the universe is being very rude to you, and this is probably Hillary's fault, where is she anyway, huh?

 

alas, poor pootin, not thinking to send the discs separately to prevent these kinds of shenanigans. he underestimated the GREATness of AMURR1CA

 

You begin typing a tweet when you hear some dramatic music playing.

(If the video doesn't play at the right time, skip to 3:51.)
You turn around to see a strange circle flashing in red and orange. Moments later, it seems to fade into darkness. And then you feel yourself being sucked towards it, along with everything around you.
You turn around. It may not be an explosion, but it's close enough that if you want to keep your Cool Club card, you cannot look at it.
And then everything faded to black.

(If the video doesn't play at the right time, skip to 5:01.)

-END ACT 1-

 

look i'm not good at adding drama so i steal the drama hussie already made

 

>Throw tantrum about this development

 

You sit up. You're still stuck in a jail cell. But everything has gone dark outside.
You pick up the computer and try to send out a tweet. Twitter, however, seems to be overloaded by people tweeting "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED"

 

>Demand to see your lawyer (so you can throw a tantrum at them)

 

>instead of throwing a tantrum, throw the laptop

 

> Pick up the phone and buy another million followers to console yourself

(Holy shit i just found this and need to share the abomination i made when COVFEFE HAPPENED)

Spoiler: your name is covfefe turnp and you aren't allowed to use twitter anymore

 

Are his horns a dollar sign and a tiny human dick.

 

YOU KNOW IT

 

i'm going to be busy for the next few weeks, this is going on hold

 

Thanks for the heads-up!