shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Petpetpet the catbro.] And I find repetitive motions restful, brother dearest. It doesn't need to work for everyone.

It's still rude of him to be shooting things unexpectedly. I am glad you're alright, though! Vector Prime, at your service for however long I'm here; please do pardon me if I don't get up to bow, I seem to have a cat on my lap. [He indicates Megatronus, grinning.]

 

*Haku seems more at ease. The needle weapons promptly vanish.* No need at all to bow, sir. *They smile back, more genuine, and look at the "lap cat" with the same polite amusement from before.* The two of you are close, I take it.

 

-peers up- A cat?

This know-it-all is my brother, yes.

 

Yes, he's my... brother is probably the easiest way to phrase it. Quite dear to me, even if we don't speak near as often as we should.

You're all over my lap whenever you please, you need to pounce on every little inconsequential thing, and you've even got the ears! [Vector tugs gently on Megs' nearest helm projection, grinning.] So yes, you're a cat, I don't make the rules.

 

*Haku's expression does something very complicated but quickly returns to a smile.* It's good to have someone important to you, family or not.

 

First, I miss you, second I do not, and third I was created before cats were, therefore they resemble me.

 

Maybe I looked into the future and saw cats and modelled you after them. =3c

 

It is. Helps keep me centered, at the very least. [He... probably shouldn't say anything about whatever that face was. Tact: he occasionally has some.]

First point still stands, you've not contradicted it; second yes you do, what do you call this debate? And third, the first cat is still a cat!

Oh, hello!

 

Heyyyyyyy! Everything still holding together? ೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨

 

Of course! Chaos isn't irresponsibility, atta, you know that. I wouldn't be here if there was patching-up to do. [Vector is still absently petting Megatronus.]

 

Just checking! -flops down next to Vector and stretches out comfortably-

 

*It's probably rave magic that lets Haku feel comfortable enough to sit down in the shadows of giant robots.* I always though that having someone precious to you was the greatest thing in the world.

 

It's pretty high up there, yeah! (＾ω＾)
-there's a strange aura of Dadliness around Primus, for some reason-

 

Hello Father.

-shoves- Stop being right.

Smartest thing you´ve said all day.

 

Don't stand on ceremony, Tross, we're all friends here! ୧( ॑ധ ॑)୨

 

*If Haku scoots a few inches closer to Primus to bask in the dad aura it's not obvious. (It's not. Haku is a consummate ninja. Shut up.) They bow from the shoulders.*

My name is Haku, sir. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

I'm smart in the few ways that count, I suppose.

 

One of them, at least. [Vector smiles fondly, and not just because he's still playing with Megs's horns.]

[The pettins momentarily turn into grabbing one of said horns and shaking him by it. Gently!] What, don't want to be an esteemed feline? And here I liked having a lapcat!

 

-Haku might be a consummate ninja but Primus is a creator deity. He smiles brightly but his movements are slowed from their usual energy so as not to be startling-
Hi! Nice to meet you! My name's Primus! How are you?? （　＾ω＾）

 

*Haku looks extremely pleased to actually be asked*

I'm alright, thank you. This place is strange, but it doesn't feel dangerous here.

*Well, for the most part. Haku is still keeping an eye on Megatronus and his huge laser cannon.*

 

'Snot! This place is one of the safest I know. If you don't want something to hurt you, it won't! 'Snice like that.
-rubs his nose- I mean I'm also a god so nobody's gonna hurt me anyway but fact remains.