shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Mirrors swigs his own beer with noisy enjoyment then- carefully- raps the bottle on Jason's forehead- Hyu fight? Hyu look like hyu fight. Vanna fight? -he bounces slightly like an excited child; he's clearly not talking about a serious fight-

 

The cat yawns, and in a scandalised voice says: "Stanford! That's almost a kitling yet!"

Then she does a graceful flip out of his arms and she's herself again, all five foot spit of her.

 

-Facepalm- Vot haf hy told hyu about bringink humanz home?

 

ATTA! -Megatronus grows larger again, and also is definitely not pouting about being disturbed from his lap by the size change. nope-

 

Dat hy should mek sure iz de right kind of hyuman first?

 

Yaz, und? -stern face-

 

Spoilsport, be nice to the organic! (｡◝‿◜｡) -it's not a serious rebuke at all-

 

-points at Jason- He likes de beer end de cookies!

 

Awww, Tross, come down here and at least play cards if you won't be a lapcat anymore.

 

-he sits up and takes a good look at Mirrors-
Yeah, I don't get much of a chance to fight someone bigger than me. It'll be fun. No weapons, though - don't think my ribs can take that hammer.

-finishes off the beer in question and salutes Mina with the bottle, although he's a little wary with her-
Good shit.

 

-crows with delight and pounces Jason immediately for some serious playwrestling- the kind you do when you do genuinely know how to fight. It's evident that there's far more strength in Mirrors than in any human, but equally clear that he knows how to, well, not accidentally rip someone limb from limb while trying to have fun-

 

Atta moved me! -shrinks down, sits-

 

-deep sigh- Eediot-

-nods- Hey, hyu ken hang around for a beet, iz hokeh, unless hyu hurt mine peck then hy eat hyu face und mek hyu vatch, but fer enytink permanent hy´d haf to know hyu, gotz eet?

-steals their beers and sits down to spectate-

 

*And he's back in the rave, seems some time has passed in his world since he's been here. He's got a baggy seat of sweats on and looks exhausted. He's, notably, in human form and soon makes a comfortable chair to flop into and curl up in*

 

"Are you okay? You look beat." Lissa perches on the arm of the chair.

 

I'm fine, hi Lissa. *Leans against her* I am pretty beat, actually. Got a case of the body snatchers.

 

"What? Ford and I watched a movie like that with his brother and Carla. You have pod people now in your universe?" She'll cuddle him gladly.

 

*Snickers a little and cuddles* Nah not really, not literally I mean... I got knocked up.

 

"So fast?" Lissa's eyes are wide as she tilts her head, her ears pricked up. She looks concerned, boggled and possibly slightly envious (okay, more than slightly) all at once. "Did you tell Jordi everything that I told you?" She bites her lip. "Except for the stuff about me and Wrench, that's none of his business."

 

It's been some time for me, a month or so I think? I uh... I can't really remember most of what happens in here when I'm awake. *Laughs a little* I think other-me got that. So, uh, no I didn't.