That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Parsley, Sep 18, 2015.

  1. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    if i can find it again
    gimme a sec
     
  2. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

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    not the one i saw, but the same words.
     
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  3. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    so you can set nicknames for chats on fb messenger.

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    obviously my girlfriend and i are not abusing these powers in ANY way.
     
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  4. AbsenteeLandLady124

    AbsenteeLandLady124 Well-Known Member

    jsyk i'm super sleep deprived and i jsut showed this to my partner and proceeded to lose my shit for a lil bit bc it's the most hilarious thing i've ever seen apparently
     
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  5. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    [We're talking about Servants in Fate/Grand Order and the mechanic where you can set one as "favourite" so they show up in the "My Room" menu, and you can tap the portrait to unlock various voice clips]

    Me: Well, you know me, I like to invite every Servant into my room one by one and get them to tell me all their voice lines.
    Husband: Right. Well, your rampant sluttony aside...
    Me: ...sluttony?
    Husband [completely straight-faced]: It's one of the Six Deadly Sins.
     
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  6. Elph

    Elph capuchin hacker fucker

    My ex used to be in my phone as Angeldrawers.
     
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  7. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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  8. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [7:59 PM] [boyfriend]: okay but my boyfriend is much cooler than your boyfriend so there
    [
    8:00 PM] strictlyquadrilateral: no no no my boyfriend is way cooler than yours
    [8:00 PM] strictlyquadrilateral: we've been over this
    [8:00 PM] [boyfriend]: i just have to disagree you're measuring boyfriend temperature all wrong
    [8:00 PM] [boyfriend]: get your thermometer checked
    [8:01 PM] [boyfriend]: my boyfriend is zero degrees kelvin
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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  10. Gee

    Gee the mail never fails

    Fiance spent an entire phone call trying to cheer me up with his horrible Taako voice. Took me ten minutes in until I realized what he was trying to pull because the impression was sooo bad. A real goof. ♥
     
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  11. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I sneezed and sleeping husband got super concerned about me, but, like, in the most incoherent way possible because of the whole "sleeping" thing. He just kind of mumbled and patted at my back in a very ineffectual manner for 30 seconds. Sneezing is scary and worrisome, I guess.
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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    called out by my own gf!!
     
  13. Musarex

    Musarex Active Member

    I think I can accurately describe my relationship with my wife in one single exchange.

    We'd bought a box of cornetto icecreams - similar to Drumsticks in the US, individually wrapped filled cones.

    There were two left - I gave her one, then went and got the last one for myself.

    Whereupon I discovered that the cardboard lid from mine was missing, so it had got all freezer-burned on top.

    I mentioned this in dismay, and she said "Aww, poor thing, never mind. You can have my ... lid."
     
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  14. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Boyfriend and I are both creative types, and we both write. I keep trying to have writing dates with him where we go get drinks, bring our notebooks, and work in companionable silence for a little while. But we keep running into the problem where we love talking to each other too much, never run out of things to talk about, conversations keep spiraling off into new topics, and we never get any writing done!

    I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH
     
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  15. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Bf with aspergers: *offhand mention that eyecontact is hard*
    Me: oh, sorry. I wasnt trying to make eye contact. I just really like looking at your face.
    Me: oh hey now it’s turning red!
     
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  16. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    This may be the most adorable thing I've ever read.
     
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  17. Mossflower

    Mossflower Well-Known Member

    My boyfriend and I have started insulting each other with vegetables. So far the list includes:
    • Wilted onion
    • Malformed Califlower
    • half-eaten carrot
    • overgrown turnip
    • sweet potato
    • and horse radish
     
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  18. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    GUYS...my gf made me a playlist of love songs that make her think of me and I’m legit tearing up?? It’s so sweet and I love her so much omg
     
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  19. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    Husband: *holding a freezer drawer upside-down over the sink, shaking it to try to get the layers of ice off*
    Husband: *wants to hit the bottom to dislodge the ice but has no free hands left*
    Husband: *attempts to head-bang the plastic container*
    Me: *sigh*
    Me: "No, look... I'll hold the thing, you hit it. That's what a marriage is all about."
     
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  20. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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    romance dot jpg

    i love her so much
     
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