when i got to the part where making this cake requires you to go to a website and make an account, i'm pretty sure my soul left my body and is still not back yet
also i can't imagine this cake tastes good at all!! you have to peel like 8 layers off to get to just cake and not a bunch of twizzlers, m&ms, and melted chocolate buried under fondant!
Spoiler: nsfw my friend hiatt finds the most powerfully cursed images on the internet and sends them to me, ur welcome
I don't understand that at all. What does fishing have to do with any of this. Has she ever tried wearing pants and smiling at another human being who happens to be a boy and seeing what happens? I'm pretty sure I could make people various genders frown with my pants off it came to it. :P
"I, a Country Girl(tm) am proficient in the mating dance of Catching A Fucktonne Of Fish, and will impress all the Country Boyz(tm). Other, non-country girls, can't catch a fish, and are shitty. I do not respect their mating dance of Showing One's Entire Ass"
ok but with the fish labeled "country thang" and the quote attributed to country thang, it makes it look like the FISH is trying to impress the country boys. fish, you're not wearing pants either.
To be fair I do love me some fish and if presented with two mating dances, one of a pantless woman and one of a woman with a fish, I would pick the woman with a fish.
Now I am thinking of being in the woods or near a lake while pantless and that sounds awful please do not catch me fish without pants on protect your flesh prison.
Now I'm thinking of Miranda from Red Dwarf, who was half woman and half fish. Spoiler: poor quality gif is the best I can find Edit: Please note how much pants she's not wearing.
Spoiler: maybe kinda NSFW, definitely hella cursed why are this? someone please explain to me why the fuck this are?
I've seen almost exactly the same in tattoo form. At least you can sell a van when you grow out of that sense of humor. Archeologists in the far flung future are going to dig up some guy's corpse and spend thousands of dollars digitally reconstructing his tattoos only to find it's a crude and unclever pun.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH edit Spoiler: nsfw ripple action for Pleasure
