Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Meanwhile, this is still one of the funniest pages on the entire internet, IMO. I know I've already linked to it in here, but every time I go there I find more highly cursed names.

I think "Blooper" might be my favorite.

 

"Uh... Mom, I wasn't an accident, was I? You guys really wanted to have kids?"
"Of course not, Blooper! Whatever gave you that idea?"

 

Imagine that kid working as a dentist or lawyer or journalist

"From the scene of a massive fire on the East side, we go to Blade Johnson. Blade?"

"Samantha, fire fighters have been working for hours to extinguish the flames at the City of Townsville Hospital... blah blah blah for XYZ News I'm Blade Johnson"

Oh fuck or Blooper. White House Correspondant Blooper Smith

 

On the same note one of the doctors my husband saw had the surname Outlaw.

Dr. Outlaw.

 

Dr Loki Skylizard is a role model tho

 

With a name like that, I think they'd have to be a Republican.

 

Because it's pretentious and fake, or because bloopers are typically negative/just a joke?

 

Because they're errors. :P

 

The latter, then. Got it.

 

because it's EDGY. It's a BLADE.

wtf.

 

http://alternativebabynames.com/index.php?goto=redneck_baby_names

...why would you do this on purpose?

 

Here's one from today, changed slightly to preserve patient privacy- Panther Free.

A warning label on their body must say "contains no panthers."

 

it's pronounced like you mixed the names Jackson and Jason

 

Obvious one-up to Jason- Jamoon or Jastar.

 

Alternately: have a girl, name her Jadaughter.

 

Portland, Oregon's new police chief has the surname Outlaw and it's the best case of an ironic name I've ever seen

 

I have come across multiple girls named Rebel. It's not a super common name, but common enough that I've come across it more than once in the wild (and that's not including Rebel Wilson)

 

Trevver.

 

So I work at a place where people bring their kids and can also sign up for annual passes. I take down them and their kids names whenever I make an annual pass... Some incredible stuff, tho I don't remember mic specific examples at the moment
My fav was a mom named Chrystal whose email address started something like 'whatisreal' . If I remember right one of her kids was Zephyr

 

Steve.
Pronounced "Stayv"