shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Lissa looks up at Poisoned Silk and bursts into giggles. "I don't think that I have ever met two people who needed that more."

 

I have. Plenty of times. They just never get to it.

 

(noodlerat has obtained a lunch!

a spare noodle container is pulled several meters across the ground by all one lbs of hongry rat manpower. ratpower.)

(....oh no how do you lunch this thing)

(she nibbles at a corner of the container, poking experimentally with her snoot)

 

Fuuuuuck Bluuuuume.
=_=
[Someone's been pulling all nighters recently snd it shows.]

Would it KILL them to stop being evil for THREE SECONDS?
@_@

Here comes the new boss, same as the old boss! Fucking INGRATES.
>_<

 

-hands him a beer and a molotov. Don't get them confused!-

 

I love you.
._.
^_^
[He chugs the beer. Then chuks the molotov. Destruction!]

 

-she smooch the mask and somehow doesn't lose an eye-

-then she starts tossing homemade explosives ranging from 'showy but mostly harmless' to 'why yes I did recycle a Jose Cuervo bottle into a frag grenade, thanks for noticing! :D'-

 

[Movement? Movement! Lu-- oh, someone else's lunch, okay. Eating the box is definitely a good course of action, and Thunders is a little surprised he didn't think of it before trying to scoop all the guts noodles out! He grabs what's left of his own box with his pedipalps and just. Shoves the whole thing in his face. There.]

[Reflexive battle-screaming at the ensuing explosion is probably not made any less terrifying for being covered in splatters of various colors. What are we fighting? Who knows, but yelling at it can't hurt.]

 

Hey. -waves, still singed and bullet-holed-

Got any lemons?

-snorts, amused, at the box eating-
Wow you got some lungs on you.

 

[yes please derail the bug before he tries to fight The Entire Sky]

What's lungs?

 

An organ. used for breathing. geting air in and out of the body.

 

Organ? Like...

Spoiler: big image, spawned full-size between him and chell

????

 

YES!!
!_!
>_<
[Now he's showing off his chops. Most of his explosives are obnoxiously colorful too.]

[Time to scream? Time to scream. Wrench lets out a whooping holler of pure joy.]

 

-Laughs- No, it´s a part inside a body!

 

You have organs.... in your body??? [Headtilt.] You look... kind of small for that? Do you have the size-changing thing?

 

Yes. They´re also small. -she looks amused now.-

 

????????????????? [Congrats, you have confused the giant alien bug.]

 

Lissa lets out a holler of her own before barrelling up to meet @WRENCH with a big hug. "Wow, so many explosions, and I didn't even bring you anything!" She waves to @KABL003Y138. "Have we met? Because I think we should be friends. I'm Lissa Pines."

 

arsenic is poison to us! i could probably eat it here but even my cool powers wont save me from THAT :p
sugar is what tastes sweet to us! mostly sucrose? i dont know what itd taste like to you, i thiiiink its just carbon and hydrogen and oxygen? i gotta say we dont eat many exotic elements for all the variation our food has! organics are pretty fragile in comparison to you guys hehe

psst!
do you have tinier pieces inside of you that do specific things? like one piece that does seeing and one piece or a group of pieces that process bluegoo and stuff? organics call those tinier pieces inside of us organs
we dont have musical instruments inside us even though that would be SUPER FUCKING COOL

 

I've had sugar! I've had lots of organic stuff! It all tastes mostly the same, though. Some animals have fun flavors!!! But mostly organic things are just for fun chewing? Like bread, and meat!! Metal crunches good too but that's not organic...

Oh!!!!! Okay!! That makes more sense! Singing is a thing and Wires has lots of music in his brain but none of that is internals???? So that sounded really weird!! You need space for your spark and brain and stuff too!!! Why are the words the same? Or is that a weird translating thing like <sparks> and sparks are just the same word here even though they're supposed to be different?