that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

mmmmMMmmmm

 

"never obsolete"

are you sure about that

 

I think it was supposed to be regular free hardware upgrades or something like that. Though that couldn't possibly have been a good business strategy.

 

yeah, which is why my dad just got a new computer instead of getting them when he had this

 

15gb hard drive. Fifteen. That'd be puny on a phone these days.

...I have no idea how anyone survived with that little storage capacity, and I was alive at the time.

 

a brilliant update on the "ash is in a coma" theory

 

my boyfriend mentioned this like 40 mintues ago and iv'e been kinda spontaenously bursting into giggles every other minute since bc the answer is yes
or was for me as a Small

Spoiler: weed cw

God i glanced at my phone during a quick break and vividly remember one evening i smoked a Fair Bit of weed and didnt think it was working until i idly thought "wait so does it sound like Fucky and Scooby to british people" apropos of nothing and broke down giggling

 

OK so an amazing thing happened to me on Monday which I'm still giggling over

It's the end of my workday
I'm heading to the bus stop to take a bus home, headphones on, cellphone in my hand
every possible sign of DO NOT SOCIALLY INTERACT PLEASE
the campus where I work is practically deserted
this guy walks towards me, looks like a student selling shit (some of them sell, like, wire-wrapping jewelry or other handmade craft things)
but there's not any stuff around
he looks at least moderately high
i give him a look that very clearly says DO NOT SOCIALLY INTERACT PLEASE
he kinda... is approaching me and then stops in his tracks
i stop too
he gestures broadly with his arm to a point behind me and says "look! ... it's magnets!"
I look behind me and sure enough
there's a stand of fucking magnets
I stutter out "oh... thanks"
and walk straight past 'im
and as soon as I do I start laughing so hard and so loud that a girl at the bus stop whirled around to stare at me continuously
I just love how me and the guy both totally broke down and yet had something that looked like human interaction, but between two weird robots.

 

Spoiler: NSFW?

I'm not okay.

 

(Apparently you can see this charming birb at the Met.)

 

Mark Temple: The British Broadcasting Company Ice Cream

(i completely misunderstood a thing in a rvb edit. :P)

 

Told this story to my dad and bro last night at dinner
Waiter came to take our order
Me: I want-
Dad, interruptig: He wants some magnets.

 

Sighted on a small island in the Bahamas:
'
"Malmart".

 

someday i'll average all of my alignments and find out what i truly am

 

All my closest friends are chaotic neutral because we've all lost the bag clips.

 

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So, Everest is a sort of... pet problem of mine. It's a Thing I can rage about at great length and with lots of very creative colloquialisms describing EXACTLY how much I fucking hate the Death Mountain Tourist Industry.

This video shows some Sherpas doing a lesson on climbing safety for the village kids. They do this by pretending to be a bunch of dumbfucks engaging in typical expedition dumbfuckery. It is hysterical.