shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I guess?

Ok. It´s kinda pretty.
-doesn´t get it-

See? He gets it. Why does the giant robot make more sense than you?

 

My BOYFRIEND!
^_~
[He shoves Marcus... lovingly.]

Blowing up is TOTALLY for fun. What's not fun about about blowing shit up?
?_?

 

We have! You showed me how to pole dance and I gave up and played with tracers instead because I'm a one-chika rave.

I love the big kaboom :D

I can't stack colors well- I don't do a lot of explosives for pretties- but look at these babies. -the thing she had in her hand flicks out, and into into a couple other things like she's scrolling through her inventory in a video game. Then there's nothing there and a giant cardboard box drops on the floor. It's full of things like the little harmless things that mostly make noise and sometimes a spark but bigger, about the size of a grape, and the paper is colored- These irritate the shit out of lungs in meatspace but fuck it here.

-she holds her arms up over the box- 700 COLORS BITCHES

-then she grabs and tosses one. It's pale lime! On contact with the ground it makes the loud 'snap' noise of the toy it resembles, but a plume of opaque smoke tall as she is comes out. In a hallway it would very easily block visibility despite being localized. And several of them at intervals...-

 

*Would lovingly headlock Wrench but he doesn't want to like accidentally knock into Lissa, so instead he lovingly grabs Wrench's head by the sides and leans in.*

*Says, quietly with great feeling:* Fuck Blume. I had a plan for tonight and more of that shit got let out, just so you know I'm like on top of you right now. Like, passed the fuck out on top of you because I was done dealing with that shit for the night.

 

[Congrats, boys, you've earned a Certified Angry Bug Hiss^TM.]
Sploding is for killing people dead. So dead you can't even get their sparks back or make any use of their frames. Is-- is no you don't get to move on ever we hate you.

 

"Marcus! You're not a cat! Or pregnant!" Lissa goes in to hug him too.

 

Lissa bursts into a flutter of giggles. "I was pole dancing in here? Was I drunk, was it somebody's birthday or what?" She thinks for a moment and glances at @WRENCH. "Was it your birthday? Or is my brain playing tricks on me?"

 

!_!
[LOUD WHOOPING OF EXCITEMENT]

Awww that's GAY but also seriously FUCK BLUME.
>_<

Ugh, I think I strained something while we were evacing Gooly's place... Fucking STAIRS...
=_=

Whenever we wake up, you gotta kiss it better, right?
^_~

Or you could... NOT explode the people when you're doing it.
?_?
._.

It miiiight have been my birthday. I have those! SO MANY BIRTHDAYS.
o_O
^_^

 

Yo! I didn't mean to hit on a trigger man. There are humans that also can't deal with fireworks and stuff, I feel it. Sorry.

I-- What. *hugs her before just looking absolutely puzzled* Is one of the other me's pregnant or something? I try not to pay attention to the splits when they happen. Makes my life easier.

I mean I can put icy hot on whatever you strained.

 

Please do not put Icy Hot anywhere near my sensitive bits Marcus.
._.

 

"Yeah, there's another you who turns into a cat and is totally pregnant." Lissa giggles. "By Jordi. Me and Jordi made up, by the way. And the other you and me ended up telling each other all kinds of wild shit and having almost like a sleepover. I may or may not have cried on the other you at one point."

 

-she points helpfully at her smoke bomb- Sometimes explosions are for distractions! If I blow up *this* part of the complex- which is empty- everyone will rush over there to handle it and find the person tossing bombs while my friends go over *here* and do their thing without having to climb over corpses to do it! And I can keep most of security busy aaaaaalll day playing rocket tag with the infrastructure. Taking out only the antenna is 30 points! Solar panels are only 10. The blue grenades stick!

It was! That or the other Wrench's 'fuck I wasn't here for my party' encore party. I think I remember that being a thing.

 

Dude, you know our protocol for pulled sensitive bits. That protocol is: Boxers, Ice Cream, Siska. Are you breaking tradition?

By Jordi??? But... What the fuck. A me that fucks the Angry Death Delivery Man.

 

I dunno, if he weren't so masc I'd do 'm.

 

He threatened to kill people to make an 'example' of them because I didn't trust him. He also made my life hell. Then killed a man while staring me in the eyes through a camera. Before shooting the camera.

What the fuck.

 

...that sounds horrible.

 

meat is so good!!!!!! it tastes different for me but i still love chewing on it :D especially jerky! you can chew on that for a long time, i love it

no thats not a translating thing ): english is stupid and dumb and has WAY TOO MANY words that sound the same or are the same but mean totally different things!!!
its hard enough to figure out what people mean already! >:O

[jade barks reflexively at the explosions, before she magics up a pair of earplugs. ah, sweet rave magic selective silence. she could get used to this!]

 

[Wordless hissing. He is the biggest cockroach, it is him.]

[...hissing winds down a little. Thunders' voice is still a little scratchy around the edges, though.] Fire is fine. Fire-in-sky means something is going to be dead.

 

"I think I was there for all of that, but I was way more stoned at the second one. Wrench, you'd remember me pole dancing, wouldn't you? Please tell me I didn't do that and neither you or Ford saw it, unless...Kablooey liked the view?"

"He made it pretty clear that he was the one fucking you." Lissa attempts to kiss his cheek. "I know, right? Do you remember getting drunk up here and me and Sitara dragging you away from him? He was being a butt that night. It was hilarious, he thought I wanted to hatesex him. I don't hatesex though."

"If he weren't so obviously a stone fucking dominant, maybe." Lissa shrugs.

Lissa is now staring at Marcus, cold sober. "What the fuck. Why were we getting drunk with him?" She bites her lip. "You split again?"

 

To be fair, some people I know would consider that as flirting, but i doubt stuff changes that much in different universes. Also they're still dicks.