shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Kinda was.

Yeah, when we say firework it means like... It's like an explosive in the sky but makes colors? Lots of veterans of wars have problems, because the explosions remind them of bad times. So, uh, I understand why you might feel that way.

Well, I mean I figured. Yeah, I remember that night... I remember talking to you about some shit too.

Cause fuck, he was gonna do it anyway. *Shrugs* Let's be real here though: We were going after the same thing sort of and when he snuck up on me I tried to beat his ass (and failed) then tried to shoot him in the ass with a taser. THEN I lied to him about the information I'd found, cause I didn't trust his ass, and he followed me to the games shop all pissed about being lied to.

Got into a weird argument about D&D too, it was bizarre. Was all 'no you're coming with me so you can't lie again' and we did the mission. That last bit just... I watched him kill a man with his fucking bare hands, Lissa, and then he did the whole 'I know you're watching through that camera' thing and fucking shot it. Dude is messed up. Like, I'm not gonna come at him in here, because he does seem pretty chill here, but I would not pass up the opportunity to put him in a early grave when I'm awake.

 

I dunno, what is fun about blowing shit up?

-makes more noodles appear-

 

-appears a fan so she can AGGRESSIVELY FAN SELF-

Also I'll take that over "oh yeah by the way, now that we've been almost aggressively tame for about six months I'm going to shove you halfway out the seventh floor window and tell you that if you do anything I don't like you'll wish you had family left for me to kill instead of what I'll do to you." -her voice is cheerful and upbeat despite the subject. There is, however, a knife in her hand she hasn't realized she's summoned and is idly playing with-

-and then the giggle. You could sample that shit for a horror movie- She was so surprised when I killed her!

 

I MEAN it's my knee actually, my bum one, but c'mon man. Work with me here.
;_;

I dunno, because we all make terrible life choices?
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Hey Marcus, tell her about the time we all went out to drinks with Lenni after she rigged her bunker to blow you to bits!
^_^

It's loud, it's bright, it's DESTRUCTIVE and it makes all my extremities all tingly and warm with the satisfaction of a job well done.
>_>

 

... I think my fear reflex is broken... Anyway, that's a fetish dude.

Yeah, I'll look at it and give you Tender Love and Care

I don't wanna talk about Lenni, what if she appears because we talked about her?

 

[Slow nodding. Still Puff Bug, but at least not hissscreeching anymore.]

[He is just gonna talk to the NICE TINY with the NICE FOOD now! No more explosion talk!!] What's jerky?? Lots of chewing sounds good!!!! English is one of the human talking things right???

[Thunders does a tiny screm when Jade barks, just for Solidarity, but seems otherwise to be settling down.]

 

You're the best, M.
^_~

Besides, it's not like I'D be at risk if she showed up. And Josh isn't here. She'd get bored without someone to creep on, as long as SOMEBODY didn't banter with her.
@_@
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And by 'somebody' I mean you, because you tend to banter with her a lot. Is it a defense mechanism?
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[No one is claiming food? No one at all?

...

His now. Feed bug. If there are no boxes to eat whole, he is hunched over the noodles to drag them into his mouth with his larger, outer set of palps; the inner set are still tucked up tight and safe.]

 

You and I know she'd go for Lissa and would be an intolerable asshole-- Yeah, I think it's a defense mechanism. I do it to Jordi too.

 

You should probably unlearn that. Like, stat. She's gonna keep taking pictures of your ass if you let her, man.
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What? She did what now? I mean... at least it's not Josh's ass.

 

"Yeah," says Lissa, "and we should talk about that again maybe, but maybe not now cause I'm worried about you."

"Okay, he is messed up," Lissa says, not quite getting the last bit, "but to be honest, I'd have shot the camera too. But I probably would have done it before I killed a guy, because it's dumb to let someone get that down on record. Assuming I needed to kill a guy. I mean threatening you by saying he'd kill other people who presumably didn't need to be killed, that's creepy and rude and fucked up, but I totally get why he shot the camera? Don't kill me for that, by the way, cause I love you."

 

Nah it was more the... Literally snapped the dude's neck then lifted his hand and shot the camera. He was making a point, you know? I don't think he was worried about me knowing because... At the time I had no idea who he was? I couldn't link him to anyone. Dude literally has zero profile which is bizarre because even mine says 'error'. His just... Doesn't.

*Hugs her again* I wouldn't kill you, you're a sweet-heart.

 

english is one of our languages yes! its the only one i speak ): i mean i think technically i speak dog and i know a little alternian even if my throat doesnt do the right clicky things but those arent HUMAN languages :p

anyway jerky is meat but its seasoned and dried so it lasts a really long time! you can chew on it for aaaages and it doesnt just turn into mush right away! its very good if youre like me and need things to chew on sometimes

[she summons a scaled-up piece of jerky for thunderwing to chew on; she'd summon her own, but she just finished off the steak-and-bluegoo meal]

 

Yeah, she has a whole public ScoutX profile that's just... asses.
>_>
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I recognized yours because I love you.
^_^

 

I appreciate and love you for that, but what the fuck.

 

Hey, at least you're wearing PANTS in her picture of you.
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Swelter Skelter?

 

Lissa kisses his cheek. "I think I know why he has zero profile, but if you're enemies I probably shouldn't tell you." She sighs.

"So who is this person and in what way would she go for me? And would that be hilarious enough for me to put up with so you two could watch me turn her into a pretzel? Because you both know I don't like being encroached upon. That's not how I work."

"A, that's adorable, and b, seriously, who is this person and what the fuck is wrong with her." Lissa makes a face.

 

Swelter Skelter.
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