shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

It's still a potential trigger! Doesn't everyone learn this when they're a kid?

Ugh. That's horrific.

 

-Jason reappears, as if summoned by explosives shop talk. His hair is in disarray and he's wearing a soft, faded shirt that probably had a silk screen design at one point, but is now worn from multiple washings and a threadbare pair of sweatpants. He's also carrying Dick on his back.-
Are we making fun distractions or just showing them off?

 

It is, I don't know where they are that sky-fires are fun. [Grumblebug. Stuff your face with more jerky, buddy, take out your anger on food.]

 

Trigger As In Gun Or Trigger As In "Suck It Up Or Meet The Business End Of A Culling Fork"?

 

Lissa is easily distracted from her anxiety spiral by more fireworks! They are fucking amazing.

 

I don´t mind, I just don´t get it.

 

Guns are easy and mostly don't make you all tiny ashbits! [What happened to just eating, Thunders? Him Embiggen again, though he hasn't quite started hissing yet.]

 

-she pulls a palmful out of her pocket sweet and sour Jesus on a stick how is this incarnation of her not a crater yet. They do in fact look like ordinary buttons, like the type that go on clothes. This one even has a pearly top layer! The backs are sticky, and she attaches two to the arms of shitty couch she usually appears to lounge on, and one on each cushion. It goes BOOM in an explosion of springs, wood splinters, and stuffing-

-she proceeds to cackle like an 80's anime villain-

The answer is yes.

 

Trigger as in gun because I am made of explosives. That's my concern, not stopping you from having fun.

 

"Oh, Naft! I haven't seen you for a while! You know that you can decide things don't affect you in this space, but even without that, can't you step back a bit and be safe?"

Lissa sighs. "I'm sorry, Thunderwing, that you don't like them, but most of these are made just to be pretty, not hurt people."

 

All I learned as a kid was THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL.
o_o

Both?
^_^

 

They're gonna happen anyway, at least in my line of work, so learning about how to control 'em is smart. Making 'em fun means you don't freak out when you gotta disarm one. Plus, they're useful when you can keep 'em small enough.

 

*Look at who's back, yes that's right the fucking cryptid is back just in time to hear about explosives happening*

... *Somehow, even without eyes, he makes it abundantly clear that he is judging everyone*

 

[Whose hair is in equal amounts of disarray. He's grumbling a little sleepily and definitely clinging more or less like a spider monkey- or a baby bat as it may be. He is only wearing sweatpants and no shirt which reveals the bandages still around his ribs as well as a truly impressive amount of scars and bruises.]

Mh. Make a mean smoke bomb. Robin's better with the technical stuff but smoke bombs's still my area.

Yea.

 

And what's the deal with the culling fork comment, anyway? Psychological health is important.

 

Not even pretty. Just big and bright and hot, and not even bright if there's a sun out.

 

[She puffs up right back, not that it's very impressive given her height. Her hair goes BIG though.]
Yeah Thats The Point.

Holy Shit Thats Beautiful.

Okay One How Racist Would It Be To Ask How That Works And Two As I Said You Have All That Room Away From Us To Not Blow Up In I Promise I Wont Make Out With You While Carrying Fifty Pounds Of Explosives Or Some Shit.

 

Lol

 

I don't do disarming. That's Stream's job. And only one person controls worldkillers and that's the person setting them off and if you kill them before they can it's fine anyway and even they don't deserve getting ashed.

What's si-kkkkk-logical? [aware of bug, pleas distract bug]

 

-in an overdone hawker voice- Hello Good Sir! Can I interest you in my fine collection of button bombs?! -her eyebrows perform a series of complicated acrobatics that are physically dubious at best-

-she throws another Colorful Smoke Grape, this one in OH GOD MY EYES pink-

-and then tosses him an assorted handful despite his hands being otherwise occupied- Catch! :D -they actually need a good bit of force to go off but. Kablooey no-

-Steven Universe shiny eyes- I KNOW RITE????