shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Stop.

*ANGRY ROAR before chattering his teeth and writhes, stilling and hissing as he tries to cover his.... neck? Entire body? Something like that* STOP. STOP MAKING LOUD NOISES!

 

Hey, big guy! Wanna see a show?

-She wiggles her fingers and the sight of Thunderwing starts to get blocked out by the illusion of a glowing tree growing out of the ground, but slowly enough so Stone can reply.-

 

<It Would Rather Enemies Dont Get Back Up Yes!!! >
[angery alternian yell-chitter is angery]

 

-she looks at him like he just asked her to do advanced trig on the fly and she's way too high for this shit- Stick 'em in your pocket and don't hit 'go' until you want shit to go boom? I run everything through my brain. Um, not literally that's just what I call the slab. -she waves her tablet-phone-thing- We haven't really jailbroke the implants yet.

 

[Without turning around:] I can hear you, you know, I'd just rather keep optic contact with the guy I know. Slow your roll for ten seconds, will ya?

<And no, my love, we're not going to eat her, because we're in a place for not eating people and we don't know who she has swarmed-with her. Can you back up one step for me?>

Thanks, man, owe ya one. What season is this? I kinda grab a bunch of episodes at once when we swing in close enough to your sats.

 

[She snorts]
Whats The Point If Its Not Real? Im Not Really Into Smoke And Mirrors Bullshit.

This Is Slow Pal.

 

*Very annoyed noise* I see by hearing, I cannot see whatever you are doing.

 

Oh! Oh, so that's why the screaming was so bad for you. I've got very sensitive hearing myself. It's the hair.

Well, I'm not very good at dulling down senses, just making it seem like things are there that aren't. Sorry.

 

And thank god for that. Greatest show on the network.

[He chuckles and buries his nose in Jason's hair to hide his grin.]
But only barely. Hood's mean when he wants to. And he usually does.

The good one.
[That's not helpful, Dick.]

 

So'm I. It's kinda new where me an' I think the big guy are from.
-Cloudcrusher you're sixty feet tall, you are also a big guy-

 

-has bugged the fuck out via portalgun and is perched on a ledge behind cloudcrusher. he is large and seems calm-

 

Hmmph. It's important!

 

*Grunts, does the rolling thing where he's clearly itching his back* Good talent. Or skill, however it works for you.

 

Well, I'd say both, since I've practiced quite a lot.

I'm Naft! It's a pleasure to meet you.

 

Lissa giggles. "I can be mean too, if that's what somebody needs."

 

-he grins smugly-
If you're asking for it, you're gonna get it.

Ahhhh. I'm used to manual triggers, not digital. Sure, hit me up.

-squints at the TV-
Kitty doesn't have her kid yet but Mariah is a redhead, so season nine, I think. Good to know other aliens know how good Neighborhood Watch is.

You like it when I'm mean, Bats. Or else you wouldn't like me at all.

 

Stone. That is my name.

 

[Have we decided if we´re going to kill each other yet?]

 

-he offers her a grin-

-laughs-
I agree, else I wouldn't'a changed careers. We just had... Other priorities for a while. As a society, like.

 

[Slowly, grudgingly, Thunderwing drags one foot backwards. The screech dwindles down to a low rumble, even if he's still puffed up.]

<Frag you and the ship you flew in with, even the worst people don't deserve-->